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So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.
Chuck ₿ retweeted
Dawg, we've got MORE goop (malware) targeting the trucking industry
Holy cannoli, bro. This unidentified Threat Group is super persistent and is really swinging for the moon to compromise trucking and/or material transportation companies
If you've been following my goop posts, you've seen now this is a reoccurring goop we've encountered and these nerds NEED to know where goods at being delivered.
Chuck ₿ retweeted
No. Democratic elected officials largely supported the 2022 Mar-a-Lago FBI search, citing "no one is above the law." Pelosi, Warner, Jayapal, Nadler and others defended or praised it. No sitting Democrats condemned it as improper. Former Gov. Cuomo questioned the need for explanation but held no elected office then.
Chuck ₿ retweeted
Lake America is a glacial lake, which means the deepest parts formed first and were carved out first. The deepest part of Lake America sits on the American side. It was our lake first. At a minimum, Chinada should acknowledge this. Since we had the initial part of the lake, we should be allowed to say it is ours, & Chinada should concede the point. And every time they open a commie conference, they should do one of the 43-minute recognition ceremonies they do up there, recognize this fact, and acknowledge that, if anything, they are on Stolen Lake. We are just taking back our ancestral lake.
Chuck ₿ retweeted
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Chuck ₿ retweeted
Oh yeah... #Pompeo
It's interesting watching the MAGA divide right now.
You can see clearly the Bernie Bros that turned on the left and now bailing out when shit gets real on the right.
Same "diamond hands" goofballs with a thousand dollars worth of crypto sitting on some exchange somewhere.
