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UK
Joined November 2010
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I dedicate this song to all the ageing, balding, overweight blokes (like me) who are getting bored of all the usual Christmas songs and would like to bounce about like they used to, back in the early 80's! I wrote all the lyrics but I got A.I. to play the instruments. 🎄🎅🏻🎁
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God help Ukraine God help Palestine and God help the environment. America what the fuck have you done?
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Chris Browne retweeted
Rachel Maddow, imploring the agencies that protect the United States of America to wake the fuck up about the dangerous national security threat that is Elon Musk. 😳👇
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Replying to @taylorswift13
@taylorswift13 don't know if you've seen this. So sad. 😢
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Replying to @MikeBarson108
@MikeBarson108 @CBoyForeman @I_be_MarkB @leethompsonska I know this is lame & you've heard it B4 but I've written (what I think) is a good Ska XMas song. I can't sing/play any instruments but I've got lyrics written & a tune in my head. Know NE1 who could help me make it real?
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I reckon it's a proper knees-up song and could out-sell Mariah Bloody Carey next year!
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Replying to @ZenithVehicles
@ZenithVehicles I pay you a lot of money each month for a fully maintained vehicle. It won't start and you won't authorise the AA to come out to it because you say you don't own it. YOU DO!!! I bet you'd soon notice if I stopped paying you!!! Please sort this out now!!!
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I need to use the car tomorrow but you say no one can sort out your admin error until tomorrow. Terrible customer service.
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How did Audrey Roberts blag a seat next to King Charles in the carriage? #Coronation
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GIVEAWAY: We've got a new The Jam or The Style Council kit to give away. To Enter 1. RT and Like this post 2. Follow us 3. Comment 'The Jam' or 'The Style Council' Good Luck!
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Replying to @numanofficial
@numanofficial brilliant show in Leeds tonight! Even though I left with a crick in my neck, trying to see past a guy the size of Hagrid in front of me. 🤣
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Got a few decent glimpses though. 😁
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks. @dazldance @DUYorkshire @Kala_Sangam @leedscitycoll
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks. @meshdance @NorthernSchool @PhoenixLeeds @RJCDance @unionofdance @YorksDanceFest
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks.
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks.
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks. @YorkshireDance @LeedsPlayhouse @stage84yorkspa
Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks. @meshdance @NorthernSchool @PhoenixLeeds @RJCDance @unionofdance @YorksDanceFest
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks. @dazldance @DUYorkshire @Kala_Sangam @leedscitycoll
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Aargh! Left it too late to book tickets. If anyone has 2 spares for Leeds 2nd April in the afternoon please can you let me know? Many, MANY thanks. @YorkshireDance @LeedsPlayhouse @stage84yorkspa
Replying to @BegumNadiya
@BegumNadiya Even before I saw your interview with Kate Garraway I've always thought of you as one of the most beautiful people in the world. So serene, so thoughtful. It breaks my heart that you suffered so much in your younger years. Don't ever change from who you ate now.
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OMG! SORRY!! "Don't ever change from who you ARE now." *not* "...who you ATE now." !!!! I blame my keyboard!!! 🤣