Thriftshop denim altered crewneck went hard at the event tonight. Rave reviews. Thank you crossroads broadway Seattle.
Can this be right?? Jordan Firstman’s CLUB KID is super woke?? Should I kill myself
🚨 November predictions!
Not woke: Ghost Soldier, I Play Rocky, THE FURTHER MIS-ADVENTURES OF CLIFF BOOTH, Drummer Boy, November 1963
Slightly woke: Ebenezer, How to Rob a Bank, KILL/SAVE, Madden, Model Citizen
Woke: The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping, The Cat in the Hat, Focker-in-Law, Victorian Psycho
Very woke: Hexed, Steps, Elsinore
Super woke: Club Kid, Tangles, Being Heumann
Think we got it wrong? 🤔
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Make sure you swing by the 7-Eleven for some pumpkin brûlée (?) served up by Tom Hanks (??) to support our troops (???).
hey does anyone wanna make a joke about cleaning up your Airbnb at checkout ? I think there’s a lot of room here for jokes
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Don’t be surprised if the video of Léa Seydoux being confused by a Victoria sponge becomes the Best Picture frontrunner. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this is going to connect with audiences, including Academy voters.
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if doja and tinashe linked up …. i’ve been saying this. no one in their class touching them on stage
I can hear this in @kateberlant’s voice so easily.
