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“If young menem don’t trust you … mf you better run”

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hoy por halloween veré las mejores películas de terror
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Me when im not invited
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logging on to linkedin and commenting who cares on every post
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“desculpa, esqueci de responder hahaha” o estado em que me encontro:
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Hypergamy is everywhere
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Uni life rn be like
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I love this quote
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Saudi men when they see other people treating their female cousins as sisters instead of future wives.
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اه والله اه والله
i miss when 5k was a lot of money
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worst case scenario generator
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Stuck between انا مين and انا و مين
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i have nothing to say that wont scare the hoes rn
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One more hour and you’ll know your life is one to share
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انا لو بقى عندي احفاد مش هحكيلهم اي حاجة عن الفترة دي خالص, انا محرج من نفسي ومن البلد ومنكم
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For academic reasons this week I’m going to start crossing the street without looking.
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me texting people back instantly after they took 4 hours to reply
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For Halloween im dressing up as a mentally stable person
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