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Challon

@challon

Born naked, grew up, mostly wear clothes now, had kids, tax accountant, & i luv celery w/ ranch dressing & rotel dip.

 Memphis, TN
Joined April 2010
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One nice way to feel better about yourself is to imagine what Steve Irwin would say about you if you were a little snake he found in the desert
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Replying to @JimGaffigan
Watching this debate...
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Replying to @ADT
@adt any eta on when the app will be working?
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Please hashtag all comments about "30 Days No Killing" #murderlent. Thank you Christopher Blank.
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Today in Geek History: Rule #32: Enjoy the little things. Twinkies were invented in 1930.
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My Christmas gift to the internet is these Where's Waldo pictures with Waldo photoshopped out
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They should have a class in high school where they bring in unsuccessful alumni like me to teach kids what not to do in life.
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Busy Mom@Busymom22 Jun 2014
Well crap.
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#USMNT @Jermainejunior celebrates his tying goal for the #USA. 1-1 in Manaus.
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@ABC28 May 2014
2014 World Cup TV schedule: abcn.ws/1otlCmy + @ThisIsFusion's Soccer central: soccer.fusion.net
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Final from KC! The #USMNT wins 2-0 to claim all 3 points here at Sporting Park! Goals from Zusi and Altidore secure the win. #USAvJAM
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If your an athlete of any sort how can u not be be stoked w @OracleTeamUSA comes back from down 7 to force a winer take all #usa #cupbattle
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Lynch with the #TIGERBOMB #GoTigersGo hold the lead boys.
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Love is everywhere, it has no distance. All you have to do is stop the resistance ~Matt Zotti
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Brandon kicking double bass butt duetting with principle. cellist. BTW sitting next to something @challon m instagr.am/p/QTSxf-NyWD/
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Looking At Apple's Growth Beyond The iPhone 5 bit.ly/Pi2eVl #stocks RT @AlexisSteinberg @maggietranquila
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SHIT! Got me on high fucking "maybe it was, maybe it wasnt a gotdam spider" alert! Yall dont even understand,... fb.me/1LFxlHmTJ
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18 women will lead Fortune 500 companies in 2012, the highest number yet. Here are 5 ways women are changing business: uof.ph/u2.
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@ABC8 Jun 2012
Judge Plays Solitaire During Killer's Trial abcn.ws/KLBduv
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