Runner, soccer referee (https://xitter.cf/t.co/dRywpfGUgh), IT nerd, coffee snob

Richmond, VA
Joined May 2008
You are not alone
𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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Shoutout to @schrayguy giving good officials some kudos during Open Cup qualifying.
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All I want is a selectable option in @duolingo that doesn’t show me any friend, chests, experience, boosts, or anything else at the end of a lesson. Just my streak. Or heck not even that. If you want to show me a picture of the owl putting a knife down ok. BUT JUST ONE SLIDE.
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Jack and @3YearLetterman could get some serious civic projects accomplished around the country.
Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Go home you’re drunkagami
DEN 21 - PHI 17 Final No Scorigami. That score has happened 0 times before, most recently on October 5, 2025.
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Andrew Charron retweeted
Jen Pawol gets the call! This weekend, the Minor League ump will become the first woman to umpire in a regular season MLB game: atmlb.com/3J1l1tv
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Is there an issue with @nationalcares login right now?
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Deandre Botchkins send tweet
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I will become a lifelong fan of whatever team takes so many penalties against the tush push that they just award the score because surely the @NFL will then immediately ban it
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"It's absolutely disgraceful... we won't have any young referees in the game again" Jamie Redknapp's defence of Michael Oliver and Premier League referees 👇
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DAMAR HAMLIN. MY BOY. MY BOY!!
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If they change the grounding rule, I know the exact clip they’re going to use as a reason why.
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“I am NOT gaslighting you. I never said that. You’re acting crazy”
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Andrew Charron retweeted
As a social media account that often pokes fun at referees. We would like to emphasize how unacceptable this kind of behavior is. 

Referees strive to be better and so can we ALL. We encourage everyone to be BETTER including ourselves! Never allow this kind of hate.
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Suspension of belief is important in sci fi and fantasy movies like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. But I can’t believe that Astrid and Lydia wouldn’t have their phones permanently on silent.
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Andrew Charron retweeted
Recognizing those who go above & beyond to support U.S. Soccer referees with the inaugural Fernando G. Alvarez Referee Champion Award! If you know someone in your community who fits the criteria, please submit a nomination by Dec. 20. Nominate: ussoc.cr/25RefChamp-Nominati…

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Only possible explanation. The #DWTS judges are being held hostage like in the movie speed. If they give anything other than an 8 the show ends I guess?
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How can you not love Sam Darnold
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