
Design systems @LatticeHQ. Karaoke enthusiast. Likes purple. Prev @stripe @sourcegraph @change @automattic.
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2007
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Crying
I only get like 2 texts a month from my college best friend, but at least one of them is an iconic banger like this

ALT “Hmm... was anyone going to tell me that the film is NOT called the Banshees of Ed Sheeran? I really thought I was going to learn about the Troubles via a slightly Irish human millennial who looks like the Giant from Eureka's Castle. This is clearly just about real Troubles from real Irish people who don't sing at all. This is not the film I feel like I was promised.”
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Forgot to add that my lawyers suggested getting my name copyrighted because the studio would try to own it because of the show.
They tried doing it w/Reba McIntyre but she owned hers. So I paid money I didn’t have to do it.
A WEEK LATER…the studio tried! I beat them by a week!
#1 reason I regularly think about leaving the US
teapawt.net/the_transit_guy/status…
i don’t know if i could handle it
It’s been 4 days since I finished watching @TheBearFX and 0 days since I stopped thinking about it









