
Design systems @LatticeHQ. Karaoke enthusiast. Likes purple. Prev @stripe @sourcegraph @change @automattic.
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2007
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Forgot to add that my lawyers suggested getting my name copyrighted because the studio would try to own it because of the show.
They tried doing it w/Reba McIntyre but she owned hers. So I paid money I didn’t have to do it.
A WEEK LATER…the studio tried! I beat them by a week!
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
I was lucky enough to get to design many scenes of the color and lighting of her world. Dean Gordon and @pixelpchan had huge influences on the style as well!
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
So I bought a computer from goodwill for 10 dollars to see if I could revive it, and I did. It’s filled with HUNDREDS of written reviews for gay pornography. I can’t stop laughing
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Burning to death at the mall because I accidentally ran for the photorealistic Pixar fire extinguisher sticker
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
I love this headline so much. People that actually need a truck want a small one
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
I’m just sitting here wondering why you haven’t watched THE GREAT yet.
…you think it’s just a stuffy period piece don’t you?
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Tech company product announcement template for 2023:
Thrilled to announce that we have added AI to our [thing that absolutely doesn't need AI], so now you can do all kinds of crazy powerful things like [autocomplete text input] 🤯 the future is now
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
for some *ridiculous* reason the french love to translate movie titles from english to... english
here's a thread with my all-time favorites, starting with "the hangover"
...i mean VERY BAD TRIP
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs, that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies!
Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Me: open your eyes, honey
Husband: Is this a pizza hut?
Me: No...it's a pizza 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮✨💖


































