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Design systems @LatticeHQ. Karaoke enthusiast. Likes purple. Prev @stripe @sourcegraph @change @automattic.

Seattle, WA
Joined September 2007
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Forgot to add that my lawyers suggested getting my name copyrighted because the studio would try to own it because of the show. They tried doing it w/Reba McIntyre but she owned hers. So I paid money I didn’t have to do it. A WEEK LATER…the studio tried! I beat them by a week!
I had a sitcom I created about my life. I was not the highest paid actor. I was not the highest paid writer. The show was named after me. People ask why I haven’t done created another show. Sometimes I get close but then remember how I was treated and I stick to stand-up.
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Spend it wisely. #TheBearFX
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Replying to @github
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Okay it's very funny to sync up
Can Apple get away with ripping off the Ready Player One shot and not giving Spielberg money
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Dad please my friends are here
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
I was lucky enough to get to design many scenes of the color and lighting of her world. Dean Gordon and @pixelpchan had huge influences on the style as well!
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LMAOOOO
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So I bought a computer from goodwill for 10 dollars to see if I could revive it, and I did. It’s filled with HUNDREDS of written reviews for gay pornography. I can’t stop laughing
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Burning to death at the mall because I accidentally ran for the photorealistic Pixar fire extinguisher sticker
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
I love this headline so much. People that actually need a truck want a small one
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I’m just sitting here wondering why you haven’t watched THE GREAT yet. …you think it’s just a stuffy period piece don’t you?
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Hi I’m here and Cruel Summer just melted my face
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Tech company product announcement template for 2023: Thrilled to announce that we have added AI to our [thing that absolutely doesn't need AI], so now you can do all kinds of crazy powerful things like [autocomplete text input] 🤯 the future is now
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
for some *ridiculous* reason the french love to translate movie titles from english to... english here's a thread with my all-time favorites, starting with "the hangover" ...i mean VERY BAD TRIP
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Replying to @chexee
happy halfchex day to those who celebrate 🥳
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The nepo babies are out of control
wait the president of Nintendo is seriously named Bowser?
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs, that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies!
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
OKR stands for "ok r these the things I'm supposed to do?"
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Me: open your eyes, honey Husband: Is this a pizza hut? Me: No...it's a pizza 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮✨💖
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Chelsea Otakan retweeted
“Do you want to go see June?” - Australians
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