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Scotty’s gallery putters still not up yet?
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chris900, CPA retweeted
Let's give away a center shaft putter. Here's how to win. • Retweet this tweet • Fill out the form in the next tweet Can pick from any of the three model options in the photos. RH or LH. Not even on our website yet, if that gets you going. Runs through Friday 10/23 at 7:00 pm Central. Winner will be selected by 10:00 am Central on 10/24. Back to the lab.
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chris900, CPA retweeted
This thread is 100% gonna blow up and I am gonna look like a salty c****again but @icobeast pissed me off so now it's gonna get ugly Kalshi fakes their crypto volume and I can prove it NOTHING pisses me off more than watching a company treat its own customers like complete fucking idiots Grab some popcorn cause I dissected every piece of evidence one by one until there’s basically no way for him to respond without making this look even worse Oh and FYI, I left every source at the end so y’all can check the receipts yourselves 😘 1/x
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cope. seethe. rage why the fuck would anyone try to wash trade when we have trading fees incredible intellect on display
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i don't have any friends. so i'm waiting for @RareFriendsNFT rarefriends.com/whitelist?re…
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chris900, CPA retweeted
First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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chris900, CPA retweeted
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chris900, CPA retweeted
We are giving this @HannaGolfCo putter away. 72 lie 3 loft Aged Copper Finish 303 Stainless Steel Here's how to win. • Retweet this tweet. • Click the link in the next tweet below to submit your email address. Contest will run through Monday, 6/15 at 5:00 pm Central. Winner will be selected on Monday, 6/15, by 6:00 pm. Back to the lab.
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chris900, CPA retweeted
Nah, you guys know what? I’m just gonna come out and say it. And when I’m done saying it, tell me if it’s “blatant Islamophobia” or just…. you know… reality. Let me explain to you some of the things I witnessed with my very own eyes in multiple Muslim countries. This will not be for the weak or faint of heart. 1. They didn’t just massacre one another in Baghdad, they chopped each other up into little pieces and stuffed them in underground vats. SPC Plocica was the only one with a strong enough stomach to fish the pieces out with a coat hanger so we could confirm the report. Don’t worry @Primz94933160 was there too as a witness. Rib cages with rotted flesh, pieces of legs with shoes attached, arms, hands, you name it. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve seen with my two eyes. 2. The obsession with having sex with children or feminine men. The saying over there was women are for breeding and men are for fun. We had to protect our fairer looking male Soldiers from being molested CONSTANTLY. But that isn’t the worst part. I once stumbled upon an Afghan colonel r*ping his 11 year old assistant, I heard the unholy noises emanating from his tent on our FOB. When I moved to interdict I was stopped for fear of a Green on Blue incident. And then we were all “educated” on the fact that this was CULTURALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR THEM TO DO. It was as normal as breathing. 3. Women are less than nothing to them. I would always ask how many children elders had for small talk. They could have 10 kids. 7 daughters and 3 sons. What will they tell you? They have 3 sons. I watched a man carrying his dead daughter in his arms to my FOB. She died due to a malfunctioned bomb we dropped. That didn’t matter to him. He dropped her on the ground with a stone cold face and demanded we pay him. She was f*****g NOTHING to him. He left the body with us and walked away counting his money. 4. Some of them have sex with animals. Ask me if I saw a man from COP 763 in east Baghdad mount a donkey in the middle of the night through a RAID FLIR camera. Because the answer will be yes. 5. They did heinous things in battle. Suicide bombings. Using their own wives as human shields. Using children as shields. Shooting from mosques. Spitting at our working dogs… or worse. This all sounds crazy right? And I bet my comment section will flow with similar horror stories. It almost sounds like I’m making it up huh? I wish I was. I really do. I know good Muslims in America. One of them is among my closest friends. But he’s passed through the American filter…HEAVILY. I can safely say he is literally one of us. My question for you is, how are you not “Islamophobic”? My assessment comes from 4 total years immersed in multiple Islamic nations. I wish I could say I’m sorry that I’m an inconvenient truth teller against your agenda. But I’m not sorry at all. You must open your eyes. You MUST see this is a problem. Don’t you? How can you not?
Calling for Zohran Mamdani’s denaturalization isn’t just wrong — it’s blatant Islamophobia. It’s also anti-democratic and a disgrace to the office of a Member of Congress. This Administration's failure to condemn this vile attack and other forms of Anti-Muslim hate undermines the safety of our Muslim friends and neighbors. It is all too normalized in our civil discourse. This concerns me deeply, as both a defender of religious freedom and a Jewish woman. syracuse.com/politics/2025/0…
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chris900, CPA retweeted
This was so much better than the Super Bowl (🎥: launchrl/TT)
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chris900, CPA retweeted
This was the highest volume day on $IBIT, ever, by a factor of nearly 2x, trading $10.7B today. Additionally, roughly $900M in options premiums were traded today, also the highest ever for IBIT. Given these facts and the way $BTC and $SOL traded down in lockstep today (normally SOL trades with beta) + the relatively lower liquidations on CeFi exchanges, this leads me to believe that the nexus of the problem lies with a large IBIT holder. IBIT has become the #1 venue for BTC options trading, so my guess is that a hedge fund trading IBIT options is the culprit. If you look at the 13F filings for IBIT (I like whalewisdom dot com), you'll find a number of interesting names that have the majority of their fund in IBIT. In fact, there are a few in there (not naming names) that have 100% of their fund in IBIT, which likely means no cross margin. In fact, the biggest reason to set up a fund to hold a single asset would be to isolate margin, so that if the trade blew up, the brokers wouldn't have claim to any other assets. Interestingly, most of these giant, single asset funds are based in HK. We know that Asian traders, particularly in China, have been deeply involved in the Silver and Gold trade. Silver was down 20% today, which was the 2nd largest 1 day move in a very long time (largest on Jan 30). We also know that the JPY carry trade has been unwinding at an increasingly rapid pace. This leads me to think that the culprit for the IBIT blowup today was 1 or more HK-based non-crypto hedge funds. As @FranklinBi pointed out, the fund(s) being non-crypto would explain why no one sniffed them out. They would likely have few/no crypto counterparties, meaning complete isolation from CT. The last small piece of evidence I have is that I personally know a number of HK-based hedge funds that are holders of $DFDV, which had the worst single down day ever, with a meaningful mNAV decline. The mNAV had been holding steady surprisingly well throughout this pull back until today. One of these fund(s) could have been connected to the IBIT culprit, as I highly doubt a fund taking that large of a position in IBIT and using a single entity structure would only have the one fund. Now, I could easily see how the fund(s) could have been running a levered options trade on IBIT (think way OTM calls = ultra high gamma) with borrowed capital in JPY. Oct 10th could very well have blown a hole in their balance sheet, that they tried to win back by adding leverage waiting for the "obvious" rebound. As that led to increased losses, coupled with increased funding costs in JPY, I could see how the fund(s) would have gotten more desperate and hopped on the Silver trade. When that blew up, things got dire and this last push in BTC finished them off. I have no hard evidence here, just some hunches and bread crumbs, but it does seem very plausible. Let's see if some more concrete evidence floats to the surface here soon. The smoking gun will be a large fund fitting this profile filing a 13F showing a giant IBIT holding going to zero. Unfortunately, if a fund had their IBIT position liquidated today, they wouldn't have to disclose the position change until 45 days after the quarter end, so we'd be looking at mid May for the smoking gun from 13F filings most likely. Hopefully some of you out there with too much time on your hands this weekend can snoop around more. My guess is that word will start to get out, because something of this size is just too hard to hide. Additionally, if the broker was not able to liquidate the fund in time, the broker may have a hole in their balance sheet, which would be even more difficult to hide.
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chris900, CPA retweeted
“If you bought Silver yesterday, you outperformed Bitco—”
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2025 HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY We're giving thanks to our community by dishing out five special Holiday Gift Pack giveaways! There's one for each Parallel and today we're offering up the #Augencore swag pack. TO ENTER: Like, RT, and Comment '//' on this post. A winner will be randomly selected in 24 hours. Thanks for supporting us in 2025 and good luck!
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2025 HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY We're giving thanks to our community by dishing out five special Holiday Gift Pack giveaways! There's one for each Parallel and today we're offering up the #Marcolian swag pack. TO ENTER: Like, RT, and Comment '//' on this post. A winner will be randomly selected in 24 hours. Thanks for supporting us in 2025 and good luck!
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chris900, CPA retweeted
It’s Gameday Raider Nation! I’m giving away a signed jersey to someone that RTs this post! #ProBowlVote Maxx Crosby nfl.com/pro-bowl-games/vote/…
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chris900, CPA retweeted
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chris900, CPA retweeted
THE LOS ANGELES @DODGERS ARE THE 2025 #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #CHAMPS
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chris900, CPA retweeted
Oh I get it the stock market is like the crypto market but without wintermute
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