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Chris Rasmussen

@chrispras

Serial entrepreneur, marketer, copywriter, marathoner, father of 2, dad to 5 cats (RIP Luckie). Wry / dry sense of humor. Like to tease. My brain is not my own.

 Pittsburgh, PA
Joined May 2009
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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365
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2.5 hours of Gilmour at the Royal Albert Hall. m.youtube.com/watch?feature=… For @warroom after he’s finished with show prep.
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This is Twitter vs. Kirby @jayneras @kelsfay @kevinlxndr teapawt.net/nflquotesmemes/status/…
NFL Quotes & Memes (@NFLQuotesMemes) profile pictureNFL Quotes & Memes@NFLQuotesMemes27 May 2018
RT catsofinstagram "From prime_the_bengal: “The famous "Raven-KissingTrap", can anypawdy help me?! Look till the end for a surprise 😹🙈” #catsofinstagram teapawt.net/catsofinstagram/status…"
Chip can fetch too!
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Simon playing fetch. This went on for four minutes.
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Shout out to Stephen at @garmin customer support. You guys rock! Love your sports and fitness watches.
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Pizza Dino 🍕🦖@KFayPSU14 Jan 2018
Lifehack: Cold out this winter? Use your two item CVS receipt as a scarf to keep you warm! #lifehacks #fashion
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Dear @Starbucks. I can get hot coffee at home at one tenth the price. Lukewarm coffee for $2.50 just doesn't cut it. Either serve hot coffee or set up a microwave. #mmmokaythanks
The FBI collaborated w/ the IRS in the IRS scandal. The IRS Commish should be removed from office. Learn more here: jwatch.us/vCwTo5

Judicial Watch - IRS Scandal - Impeach IRS Commish for Obama Cover-ups

DOJ decided not to bring charges against LoisLerner even though her emails placed her at the heart of the politicization of the IRS targeting conservative groups. Trump should order a complete review.

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Find lost items with @TheTrackR pixel. Get it @BestBuy bit.ly/2sLjXQK
Yes, but only after taking someone hostage. teapawt.net/michaelsally/status/85…
So much OCD. teapawt.net/kelsfay/status/8530615…
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With a little ELP thrown in for good measure. teapawt.net/michaelsally/status/84…
But let's get that gut healed first, right? teapawt.net/gutrxn/status/82461897…
Ryan Whitcomb MS RD CLT (@gutrxn) profile pictureRyan Whitcomb MS RD CLT@gutrxn26 Jan 2017
#Foodsensitivities affect the digestive tract. You'll never get better until you identify ALL of your #inflammatoryfoods.
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Column: Farewell creators.com/read/thomas-sow…
Farewell, by Dr. Thomas Sowell

Farewell, by Dr. Thomas Sowell

Even the best things come to an end. After enjoying a quarter of a century of writing this column for Creators Syndicate, I have decided to stop.

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20,000 holiday rewards from @PetSuppliesPlus are going up for grabs soon! quikly.com/1860-pet-supplies… #PSPQuikly
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Matt d@PSUMatt20056 Dec 2016
125 days have passed since we officially launced @RLRblog. Today, we went over 1 million page views. In barely four months.
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And the whole month of April 2023. teapawt.net/kelsfay/status/7907480…
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Can we just go back to these so's I don't gotta ask "chip or no chip" at every damn checkout?
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