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🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 art maker + heart breaker

Dallas, TX
Joined July 2011
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I fear I do look better in pictures so online dating is a hard sell
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Megan Fox showed us that sometimes a woman is just so bad, people lose their minds and convince themselves she’s the devil
oh bitch they clocked it so bad
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Girl we will just get dinner without you enjoy bedtime or whatever
If youre going to be childfree you have to accept that children and the elderly dictate the schedule for family events. Be an adult. Your 3 year old nephew and 73 year old uncle with Alzheimers cant do dinner at a steakhouse at 730pm just because that's your preference. Grow up.
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Angela being the littlest sister of the entire smosh cast
Sorry, real quick… they have TVs at the gym.” Damien casually drops the line while Shayne is telling a gym story. Angela says “Thank you”… then it hits. The delayed roast implying she’s never been to the gym had everyone dying.
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She could have been Xtina Fiona Apple wow
oh my god this is so good
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I love that this video looks like 5 sickening teachers choreographed a little something for the kids
the way they don’t stand in remotely the same places for the transition 🥹
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Cheers Jon 🍻
Have you checked in on your Democrat friends yet? Now would be a good time. No, don’t gloat in their faces. Instead, show up with some beer and be willing to support them during this tough time in their lives. Remember, we always listen and we never judge. At least not when they are in the room!
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A WOMAN FROM BROWNSVILLE, TX IS GOING TO LEAD TEXAS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!!!! HELL YEAH!!! @GinaHinojosaTX 💙🔥
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Thinking of Stacey & Beto tonight! Thank yall for making it possible for this night to happen
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Lib Laugh Love
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MY GOVERNOR IS A LATINA WOMAN!!!!!! BITCHHHHHHHHHHH
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Texas, your blue wave has arrived! Texans have spoken. A new chapter begins, and the future of Texas is looking brighter than ever.
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New Mexico elected the nation’s first Native American governor, Deb Haaland!
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James Talarico flips Texas blue, becoming the state’s first Democrat elected to the U.S. Senate in 38 years.
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The fact that they are using their hiring process to farm ideas from unpaid candidates is genuinely criminal
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Ming-Na is gonna have us all saying you know what let’s hear Hera out idk maybe she has a point
First look at Ming-Na Wen as Hera in ‘PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS’ Season 3.
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Did you train this on like every Caltech artist portfolio
Englishman in New York
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Finally some fkn toxic yaoi
This is a good thing guys, they’re already starting to be honest with each other!! This is a necessary phase for their relationship, they’ll be back stronger than ever🥰 #Jaetu
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Not Lisa reminding the girls she could turn up the heat at any given moment
Lisa Rinna as Kylie Jenner for Halloween.
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I actively hate the pervasive trope in every film and television program that a man and a woman could never be in close proximity to one another for an extended period of time without falling in love. Like shut up
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