my beloved is mine, and i am his: he feedeth among the lilies. 🌺
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My aggressively vegetable avoidant 3yo would always eat French onion soup because I called it “Brown noodle soup” but a waitress totally biffed the whole thing going on & on about how amazing it is “to see a toddler who likes onions”
Immediately she refused to eat anymore
Thank goodness I am deep into my “it’s ok to lie to the kid phase” because I was able to convince her the waitress was actually referring to “chunyons” which is simply a French word that means “brown noodles”
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I am close to hitting the panic button on attendance at college football and basketball games. There are serious issues nationwide
a mexican queen taught me that monserrat (nickname montse) is a classy, glamorous old name one might see on a telenovela and that just made me love it more. it is a travesty and persecution against me specifically that spanish names on non spanish people are basically illegal
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Before “woke” meant having progressive politics, it belonged to a black American internet culture whose adherents believed that Beyoncé was in the Illuminati and melanin conferred supernatural powers. That the word now principally evokes white university students is perhaps one of the most successful acts of cultural appropriation in modern history
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“my neurodivergence” and it’s just the generational loss of housekeeping knowledge that happened when the boomers got bored with their parents and moved far away from home
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Can't wait for them to recreate this scene with two of the most uncharismatic actors on earth under blown out, LED lighting in a fucking Tatte. Like don't piss me off!!!!!
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Pondering the fact that I equally hate lowkey euthanasia of the elderly, AND I hate the modern “cling to the last scrap of 5 minutes of life even if it costs a billion dollars” attitude of some.
The proper attitude is do not rush or actively cause death, but do not impoverish your family and the world desperately fending it off when it’s already there.
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Spotted today in midtown Kansas City. Unfortunately, on some level, you do kind of gotta hand it to this guy
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Esto me hace pensar que Bergoglio un día salió de su casa hacia Roma para el cónclave y nunca más volvió. Nunca volvió a ver su casa, su cuadra, a sus vecinos, su iglesia. Nunca más piso su país. Me deprimí.
forgive me, i am a racist, but the japanese lady president of peru is very kawaii. the world needs more adorable female leaders like her
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authoressing a new diet (a way of life, if you will) wherein you get to eat sweet treats only when they are providentially placed in front of you by God and it is an act of charity to accept. copyright me 2026
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I’ve seen interviews where Dustin Hoffman still gets wistful on the subject. Here’s how hard it was to have sex before the sexual revolution: George Harrison didn’t get laid until the Beatles played Germany.
Imagine being a young dude living in that absolute desert… and now imagine an enormous cultural stampede among girls every bit as big and as fervent as the one they had for wokeness, except it was specifically for *having sex with guys like you.*
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I still remember my mom writing a letter to EA Sports when she found out that the picture of the girl in your dorm got skinnier & better looking as you played better in career mode
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Nayib Bukele: “There is no State that cannot defeat criminals. If a State does not defeat criminality, it is because the State is complicit.” @nayibbukele
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Em 1886, o poeta e diplomata francês Paul Claudel, um jovem ateu, brilhante, racionalista, convencido de que a fé era coisa de gente atrasada, entrou por acaso na Catedral de Notre-Dame em Paris, no dia de Natal. Não ia rezar. Ia observar. No momento em que o coro cantou o Magnificat, ele foi subitamente atingido (a palavra é dele) por uma presença que não cabia em nenhuma de suas categorias. Não houve debate. Não houve prova. Houve um desabamento. Claudel saiu da catedral convertido, e passou o resto da vida tentando explicar, em prosa e verso, o que lhe aconteceu naqueles minutos: que a verdade não precisou de sua autorização para ser verdadeira.
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Honestly if you still have localised youth fashions that look retarded to everyone else, that's a sign of cultural vitality. Probably related to Iraq being one of the only non-African/non-hopeless states with a very young population.
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Viviendo en Europa medio me cansa el hate que reciben los yankees
Son por lejos mil veces más sociables, cálidos y approachable que la mayoría de las nacionalidades
