@codedbruhh

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Joined November 2023
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coded_bruh retweeted
chief sọm
@chisomholic23h
There's one I met that celebrated her birthday 3 times in one year. First day I met her the next day was her birthday so I ran away. 😂 She kept my contact and called me months later to invite me to her birthday again. That was when I understood the format, so I declined, only to be invited again the following month again. It's like they just spam all men they have on their contacts with lies hoping to get some money everyday. Relationship is business for them.
BIG IDEAS💡@ShaffzyJOct 27
Replying to @chisomholic
On a women birthday They expected every1 to gift them sumtin either money or gift Bt u didn't see them ever gifting anybody sumtin. And that makes me wonder, If she's actually given her friends a gift as she's expecting. She'll spend each and every day gifting her frnds
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Another adult is putting you under financial pressure and stress and you’re still there in the name of marriage/dating. Bro, you’re a low life animal ruled by his dick and low self esteem.
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coded_bruh retweeted
coded_bruh@codedbruhh21m
These women want marraige so as to monopolize your resources (in death hopefully). How many times do i need to tell you that marraige is biz to women. Will be worse with genZs. A single dad who is a surrogate babymama user is safe. Kids inherit his legacy. Not some bitch.
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A woman is expecting you to die before her by the way. The faster the better. In igbo women it's 100x potent. You are a disposable utility to them. And if it seems you won't go soon, she poisons you.
Chinyelugo🪶@Doncristobal2316h
Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?
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These women want marraige so as to monopolize your resources (in death hopefully). How many times do i need to tell you that marraige is biz to women. Will be worse with genZs. A single dad who is a surrogate babymama user is safe. Kids inherit his legacy. Not some bitch.
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coded_bruh retweeted
Viktor Benson
@itsviktorbenson1h
A good woman na woman wey spend 50k on her man after him don spend 500k on her He spends 500k in secret and she spends 50k in public And I bet you that men don’t see that they initially spent 500k.. all they are seeing is she loves me so much to spend 50k on me Na yansh dey cover ur eyes to this cheap tactics 😂😂😂
coded_bruh@codedbruhh18h
No mind these men wey dey come SM dey form sugarboy 😂. 99.99% of the time the men are putting in way more and outperforming her in life. The little she does gets amplified for optics.
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The same idiotic men who come online to brag about how they love eating pussy 😂
Salamat
@sallamhatOct 26
Men will lick your plate clean and still expect a kiss afterward. Lol
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When a genz feminist finally agrees she's a femcel, It gladdens my heart. The thing is, she can get her cheeks clapped if she wants right now. But they're so used to selling it for a premium and men these days are withdrawing. Classic ovulation inspired tweet.
Dobly_Youuu@Dobly_youuOct 26
I genuinely hate this involuntary celibacy, im so feral and I want to have sex. I really really want to fuck, I miss sex alot and sucking on dick. I miss moaning, I miss getting my arse cheeks slapped, I miss the sliding in and the slip out me putting it back in I need to fuckkkk
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coded_bruh retweeted
Kicko@infamousbxdon16h
Gotta take power naps whenever you can you never know when you gotta jump 300 fences
Rap Wikipedia
@RapWikipOct 26
Never forget when Westside Gunn caught Boldy James asleep while sitting ringside at a wrestling match, 2 years ago today 😭 (2024)
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coded_bruh retweeted
sam ⛷️@sambrazy18h
He had less open play goals than Haaland in more minutes in a worse league, who finished 9th with a better WC campaign. It legitimately deserves to be downplayed
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@Sp1thfc21h
People downplaying 73 goals is quite an achievement I must say
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When a genz feminist finally agrees she's a femcel, It gladdens my heart.
Dobly_Youuu@Dobly_youuOct 26
I genuinely hate this involuntary celibacy, im so feral and I want to have sex. I really really want to fuck, I miss sex alot and sucking on dick. I miss moaning, I miss getting my arse cheeks slapped, I miss the sliding in and the slip out me putting it back in I need to fuckkkk
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coded_bruh retweeted
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@Top_GunMOct 27
I thought involuntary celibacy was only slapped on men from the rhetorics on this app How come this tweet is filled with women going through the same situation? So it isn’t a gender-based phenomenon? Nice to know
Dobly_Youuu@Dobly_youuOct 26
I genuinely hate this involuntary celibacy, im so feral and I want to have sex. I really really want to fuck, I miss sex alot and sucking on dick. I miss moaning, I miss getting my arse cheeks slapped, I miss the sliding in and the slip out me putting it back in I need to fuckkkk
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coded_bruh retweeted
We$t
@flygodT11h
Being around celebs ≠ access I’ve been in rooms with Wiz, Davido, Olamide for work doesn’t mean I have access to them, I can’t pick up my phone & call any of them Please know the difference
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- It's the most ego friendly position for men & humiliation ritual friendly position for women.
MRENO🇵🇹♧♡@generalii6921h
Prostitutes charge relatively high prize for doggy style compared to other positions— why??
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coded_bruh retweeted
zak🪡
@ZakKnowsBall19h
dfb pokal in ballon dor discussions is genuinely farcical
Aj ✪@AjV1_Oct 27
Bayern hadn’t won the DFB-Pokal in 6 years until Harry Kane turned up and scored in every round including a hat trick in the final.
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This always happens. We exit that wack competition then remain in contention for 3 titles by March. Yawn...
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coded_bruh retweeted
Mr Sergio
@samson_samsen11h
You run the risk of h^ting women by listening to what women say. Women are visual objects and sound bugs. Eyes candy and noise pollution.
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"Nigerian Women are winning offline". A wise man once said.
praise john
@praisejohnn19h
Living my early 20s 💗💗
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Which game was that? If it's not a critical game then it's not worth it.
Ebenezer@theScandentCo18h
In a season where a commentator watched a Harry Kane performance and was asking, "How many Harry Kanes are out there?" due to how all-over-the-pitch he was, you're asking if he deserved the Ballon d'Or?
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coded_bruh retweeted
Will Balsam
@willbalsam10h
I figured once we got over the hump and won the league that people would stop losing their heads irrationally on here. I couldn’t have been more wrong. I’ve just seen someone say that’s the worst loss under Arteta😂😂
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