coded_bruh retweeted
There's one I met that celebrated her birthday 3 times in one year.
First day I met her the next day was her birthday so I ran away. 😂
She kept my contact and called me months later to invite me to her birthday again. That was when I understood the format, so I declined, only to be invited again the following month again.
It's like they just spam all men they have on their contacts with lies hoping to get some money everyday. Relationship is business for them.
Replying to @chisomholic
On a women birthday
They expected every1 to gift them sumtin either money or gift
Bt u didn't see them ever gifting anybody sumtin.
And that makes me wonder,
If she's actually given her friends a gift as she's expecting.
She'll spend each and every day gifting her frnds
coded_bruh retweeted
Another adult is putting you under financial pressure and stress and you’re still there in the name of marriage/dating. Bro, you’re a low life animal ruled by his dick and low self esteem.
coded_bruh retweeted
These women want marraige so as to monopolize your resources (in death hopefully).
How many times do i need to tell you that marraige is biz to women. Will be worse with genZs.
A single dad who is a surrogate babymama user is safe. Kids inherit his legacy. Not some bitch.
coded_bruh retweeted
A good woman na woman wey spend 50k on her man after him don spend 500k on her
He spends 500k in secret and she spends 50k in public
And I bet you that men don’t see that they initially spent 500k.. all they are seeing is she loves me so much to spend 50k on me
Na yansh dey cover ur eyes to this cheap tactics 😂😂😂
He had less open play goals than Haaland in more minutes in a worse league, who finished 9th with a better WC campaign. It legitimately deserves to be downplayed
I thought involuntary celibacy was only slapped on men from the rhetorics on this app
How come this tweet is filled with women going through the same situation?
So it isn’t a gender-based phenomenon?
Nice to know
coded_bruh retweeted
This always happens.
We exit that wack competition then remain in contention for 3 titles by March.
Yawn...
coded_bruh retweeted
You run the risk of h^ting women by listening to what women say. Women are visual objects and sound bugs. Eyes candy and noise pollution.
coded_bruh retweeted
I figured once we got over the hump and won the league that people would stop losing their heads irrationally on here. I couldn’t have been more wrong. I’ve just seen someone say that’s the worst loss under Arteta😂😂
coded_bruh retweeted
Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?
coded_bruh retweeted
It’s useless cold approaching girls lately , she would bill you to gauge your interest level in her.
Arsenal now will have a full week of rest:
- before Man Utd (h),
- before Hull City (a),
- in the week between Man City (a) and Liverpool (h)
- And will not need to potentially re-schedule a home tie with Sunderland (who could be in Europa action)
20-30 rest days. Added.
It is 'weird' to have a first date in a hotel
It is 'weird' to have a first date in a man's house
But it is not weird to ask a talking stage for money - whether that be for transport, birthday or phone
Anything that benefits you is good Anything that benefits him is weird
coded_bruh retweeted
Whatever @codedbruhh was on that inspired this tweet, he shouldn't ever stop taking it.
Replying to @TheKaizenchief @iamklausenberg
“Them” starts like us back,so what they really like is the money and not us,every time we stop “providing” the relationship/marriage ends.thats a clear indication that the women we love don’t love us back
coded_bruh retweeted
Replying to @codedbruhh
Yeah optics and status cuz of the inversion. Women brag about what men do for them for status and it seems the inversion in the sexes has made men want to do the same
The way that Nigerian women show their consideration for you is to bill you “mercifully” compared to their other magas.
Like, they will still bill you oo, but it will be small billing and they will transfer the majority of their financial load to the men they don’t really care about like that.
Bless their kind hearts.
coded_bruh retweeted
There's zero reason for the modern man to have misplaced priorities in this social media age.
He is fortunate enough to live in an era where, on practically every corner of social media, he encounters men and examples that reinforce one lesson: there is nothing more rewarding, nothing more deserving of his priorities, than making it in life. He will never miss the silent instruction: focus on your dreams, not love.
He will hear it in Don Jazzy's Instagram comment section, in videos like this one, where Pretty Mike publicly commands a woman to turn her yansh and she gladly obliges; on the social media pages of the rich and famous, where women - the very vessels from which he seeks love - express the primacy of survival in male-female dynamics and display little interest in love itself.
Then the modern man, if he is not foolish, will begin to understand that his first, second, and third priorities should be to pursue his dreams and succeed in life.
Not to fall in love with the female human species.
Because, for as long as the embodiment of the love he seeks is a female human, and for as long as this species as existing primarily in forms that are poor, greedy, solipsistic, and chaotic, he will see no path to succeeding in the adventure of loving one.
And so, his best option is to prioritise his dreams. If the divine is with him and fortune finds him, women will come to him.
And when they do, they will be obedient in their interactions with him.
Just like the woman in this video is obedient to the command of a pretty Mike, a made man.




























