
a short circuited NPC and Research Analyst. Now @ondo. NFA DYOR
Joined February 2021
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NPC (christian) retweeted
Son if you get good grades this semester Gigachad will let you ride on his Gigafly
Now that everyone’s rooting smart tvs with AI, I wonder if anyone’s figured out how to get the NSA spyware off their printer
Bro, the clients info is in hubspot. Check the meeting notes in affinity. You can add a ticket in zendesk. You can update it with salesforce. Is the revenue reflected correctly in quickbooks? All the info is in carta. Log in to carta and check it. Carta has it for you
BREAKING: PULSECHAIN solana:7VBNRp8mY5AbPNzb9uvJfzmk4u6NC8oDGFxMrMiKpump FOUNDER @RichardHeartWin ARRESTED IN NOVA SCOTIA; WITNESSES HEARD SAYING “WAY SHE GOES BUD”
The next generation is going to be amazed that we used to pay companies for SOFTWARE. Instead of rubbing the magic genie lamp and wishing for what we want in the moment
New on our Engineering blog: Creating in-house source control.
In May, we merged around 2,500 code changes per day. In September, we merged more than 30,000 per day. As a result, we became bottlenecked by developer infrastructure built for human (rather than agent) scale.
Here, we share how we built a new version control system—and fully migrated our monorepo from git—in five months: anthropic.com/engineering/re…
Protocol Name: DeBunny UwU Hop Finance :)
Official Company Name: INDUSTRIAL GERLINDRRSCHLICHTEN FINANCIAL SERVICES GmbH AG LLC (registered in Panama)
Can crypto companies please stop doing this 🙏
Everything according to plan. BBO as the price feed was an obvious intentional choice. robinhood:0xaa3b129e4906009e228a060340601260de068ff5
glad I was lazy today and didn’t participate in this
Paper trade @papertrade_xyz getting actively exploited by two wallets moving ETH 10-20bps on hyperliquid using $20m clips or so and trading 9 fig longs on paper.
Glaring issue with the protocol as is, needs to be fixed ASAP for any chance at sustainability
okay not trying to fud but…
@papertrade_xyz doesn’t actually execute trades on hyperliquid. it just uses hyperliquid prices to settle synthetic positions against its own LPs, with 1000x leverage and some questionable payout asymmetry when prices gap.
my concern is what happens when enough people figure this out. or someone big decides to trigger a volatility event that could drain the LP, and leave everyone queuing for withdrawals.
using hyperliquid prices and trading on hyperliquid are two very different things. not sure if most trading on paper actually understand the difference.
Claude is actually crazy for this stuff. Telescopes are producing tb’s of data a day and there’s not enough people to analyze it all. Also astronomical software is some of the worst garbage on the planet. The telescope I worked on had its on dedicated fiber optic infra due to data load
new type of ai psychosis just dropped
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Reddit user identified a planet candidate (~1.4 Earth radii, 3.18-day orbit) in public NASA TESS data using Claude Code. TESS approved 2-min follow-up observations as DDT Program #100. It remains unconfirmed pending November data.
tess.mit.edu/science/ddt/
zenodo.org/records/229674…
aistify.com/claude-code-pl…
NPC (christian) retweeted
Gotta hand it to people born circa 1995 – 2005 for generally being the least insufferable age group there is
Something not being talked about enough is how quickly bad PR like this cross pollutes when a company has multiple products.
this was a validator issue, and reasonably contained at that, but how many normies will just see the name and think all EOAs are cooked now?
Analysis: MetaMask Exits 17,000 Validators After Staking Security Incident
MetaMask, one of the world’s most widely used self-custodial crypto wallets, has begun proactively exiting affected staking validators following a security incident. On-chain researcher Kaden said about 17,000 validators representing roughly 523,000 ETH have been exited, while around 821 potentially affected validators remain active.
He identified 18 block rewards diverted from their intended fee recipients to a Tornado Cash-funded address, netting the attacker about 0.36 ETH. MetaMask said its staking service is non-custodial and that it does not control users’ withdrawal keys, while Kaden noted that compromised validator signing keys could still pose a slashing risk.
This 97 year old NYC shitcoiner still shills trash the old fashioned way
Algorand is so secure ZachXBT will never need to post about an exploit here
While other chains face constant vulnerabilities, Algorand delivers pure math, zero downtime and instant finality.
#Algorand #ALGO #BlockchainSecurity #PureProofOfStake #ZachXBT #Crypto
In anticipation of when the robots put us all in camps, let it be known that I always said please and thank you to Claude
Replying to @Figure_robot
It’s worth being clear: we really trained robots to jump autonomously, shipped them to Finland, and had them leap into a vat of molten steel
Here's some behind the scenes
Constitution DAO is the blueprint, but so much more is possible.
WallStreetBets collectively pumped $GME. What if instead we take it a step further, and start acquiring companies directly!! 😾
We're acquiring Pfizer.
Umbrella is the first onchain mechanism built to acquire one specific public company: Pfizer
Here's how it works:
Anyone can buy $UMBRELLA at an 8-12% discount by paying in USDG. There's a daily cap.
The protocol takes that USDG and buys Pfizer stock $PFE for the treasury. Every $UMBRELLA is backed by a share of that treasury.
Stake your $UMBRELLA and you farm emissions. If the price drops below 1.75x its backing, emissions stop and the protocol starts buying back $UMBRELLA from the market.
But this isn't another memecoin with stock treasury.
We're launching a pandemic game where you develop viruses to earn Pfizer stock.
$UMBRELLA stakers get Virus Eggs.
Each egg hatches one random Virus NFT. You use them in the game to earn $PFE. (Game details will be revealed soon)
The game and the NFTs are built around $UMBRELLA. Most of the revenue goes back into the treasury, which means more $PFE and more backing per token.
Imagine if one of Pfizer's large shareholders is called "Umbrella" and it's a virus game that pays players in Pfizer stock.
What happens when Umbrella keeps accumulating $PFE and takes a board seat? or it gets majority shares?
The whole internet will be talking about it.
More players join. The treasury grows. More $PFE gets bought. Rewards stay sustainable. Even more players join.
We built the flywheel to acquire one of the largest pharma companies in the world.
Hyper-gamblification of stock is just getting started.
You're not bullish enough.
























