Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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soapy hadid · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:28 AM UTC

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soapy hadid@soapyhadidOct 24

Or you can get Thai food

Dan Runcie

@RuncieDanOct 23

You can pay $25 to see Jay Z in LA at SoFi tonight.

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lisa barlow-hochstein · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:15 AM UTC

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lisa barlow-hochstein@crackaslampigOct 25

america has a problem and it's heather gay

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Melancolin✨ · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:14 PM UTC

Melancolin✨@colincvsOct 25

hunter s. thompson is kind of sniffies hot

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lala escargot · Oct 25, 2026 · 6:15 PM UTC

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lala escargot@oliver__onlineOct 25

rewatched se7en last night, forgot abt my favorite moment: brad pitt pronouncing “marquis de sade” like Sade the singer 😭

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Melancolin✨ · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:04 PM UTC

Melancolin✨@colincvsOct 25

Waiting for my op-ed to drop…. “My feet pics went viral… then it got weird.”

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Brandon Streussnig · Oct 25, 2026 · 4:21 AM UTC

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Brandon Streussnig@BrndnStrssngOct 25

The Devils is playing to sold out crowds all over right now btw

SLAPPA@SlappaWrestlingOct 25

This generation really doesn't appreciate fun movies anymore

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wendell sandico · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:25 AM UTC

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wendell sandico@wendellsandicoOct 25

it is crucial you surround yourself with strange homosexuals

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Melancolin✨ · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:25 PM UTC

Melancolin✨@colincvsOct 25

We’re really out here fetishizing the security state (non-derogatory)

dannyisinhell@dannyisinhellOct 25

Sending an alert every time my dick gets hard doesnt even really seem like a fetish, thats just a really REALLY funny bit

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Jason Goes to Hell · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:11 AM UTC

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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsredOct 25

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

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Melancolin✨ · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:37 PM UTC

Melancolin✨@colincvsOct 25

"His feet aren't even in this one! Judas!" Photo x @tylekurner

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harky · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:23 PM UTC

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harky@theharkypOct 25

Neither of these being particularly true

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Melancolin✨ · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:54 PM UTC

Melancolin✨@colincvsOct 25

My issue with LA TACO is the allure of a single figure head. You will either embrace the collective good of an organization or you will embrace the symbol of it. Symbolism is the easier choice, it’s less complicated. Independent organizations (collectives) are more meaningful.

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coleman spilde · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:40 PM UTC

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coleman spilde@colemanjspildeOct 24

This is neither here nor there I just happened to see it after working out but the idea that You Can See Everything “humanizing” Elizabeth Holmes would somehow be a…..bad thing….is baffling. At what point would it be ok for any person be permanently dehumanized into an object?

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Melancolin✨ · Oct 24, 2026 · 9:58 PM UTC

Melancolin✨@colincvsOct 24

horny posting will doom you. i am giving too much to the gooner hive mind. my feet have gone to my head.

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