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don’t listen to me I’m retarded

Joined August 2012
“Omg @phongle said they wiill primarily use $STRC to buy bitcoin moving forward. OMG” Yeah they also said they wouldn’t dilute the common stock in summer 2025 under 2.5x mNAV verbally stated,verbatim, “we think our stock at $440 is undervalued” 3 weeks later the stock was trading at $300, $MSTR changed this guidance and started diluting the stock all the way down to $100 If you buy anything these idiots have to sell, you truly deserve to lose your money
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Replying to @BitcoinTeacher_
Remember when you held a stock for years and still have a $193 cost average? Which is the actually a worse return than if you held a $99 short to $130?
Bought 2 shares of $MSTR today at $127. I now own 85 shares of $MSTR at an average cost of $193. Choosing to face the bloodbath with opportunity. Hope it pays off.
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This is my quant
the year is 2030. $NVDA is down 97%. $2 trillion of data centers sit empty. openai and anthropic have both filed for bankruptcy. south korea has outlawed investing. the last $NBIS data center is now a spirit halloween. kevin xu: "giga bounce incoming"
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Bitcoin 2 years ago: $67,939 Bitcoin today: $80,690 +18% return $MSTR 2 years ago: $244.50 $MSTR today: $146 -40% loss A 58% spread That’s how much “amplified bitcoin” and “intelligent leverage” gets you Massive underperformance against Bitcoin over the long term. Have fun
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BREAKING: President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loan, per the New Republic
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