Joined February 2008
girl no one wants your Dec 24 - Jan 6 sublet stfu!!!!!!!
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the longer i live the more i realize my mom is literally the only thing that truly matters
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this is how your email finds me
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Ayo Edebiri waking up in a Saw trap: Ooh, uhh, ahh jeez 😐 Mr. Jigsaw, uhh, sir umm πŸ₯΄ Jiggy 😳 well, okay I think there's been a BIG misunderstanding here, like a huge one.. Boy this floor is dirty, is that blood?😬 Rachel Sennott: HELPPPPP! I'M TOO YOUNG AND HOT FOR THISSSS!
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As I sit here reading news of the bed bug infestation in Paris, I couldn't help but wonder, when will there be a man in bed for me to bug?
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Yes. And it’s called saving lives.
Is the German public aware of this?
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Boy math is seeing 4 questions in the chat but only answering the least important 1.
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therapie ist nicht genug ich muss in einem pastellfarbenen leinenoutfit auf einer vespa durch italien fahren
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saraGPT retweeted
every time I write an email I think: β€œyou need to be professional. no smiley faces. no exclamation points. use big, smart words. you are so so brave” and then I’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP named Mike that’s like, β€œthx. have a gr8 wknd! Get Outlook for iOS”
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Oh, my god!?!?!!
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saraGPT retweeted
Hansi Flicks sprachnachricht an alle Spieler nachdem spiel #GERFRA
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bin im urlaub einfach immer froh, dass man mit seiner kreditkarte gar kein echtes geld ausgibt.
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me when i show up somewhere with my femme girlfriend
Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber arrive at Krispy Kreme in Times Square in New York City.
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saraGPT retweeted
can't wait to watch s5 with my grandkids
According to David Harbour, filming for #StrangerThings5 will take a year to complete.
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me on hinge
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There's this unfathomable feeling after I've done watching Past Lives and it still lingers
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Do you guys ever think about how, despite paying for six different streaming platforms, the film you want to watch is never available on any of them?
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