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jasmine πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦/πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ 27 🍊 certified legoman πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ 2D animator 🐱 trollgang creature 🐱 prev: comedy central πŸ’› she/her πŸ’• @tifa_wockhardt πŸ’– @Cyb4rAnGel πŸ’•

Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2016
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welloo yall mind if i wear some denim on the feed
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my dumbass thought i left my wallet at the place we were just at, turns out the airtag showed it was in the car so oomf went to go find it for me. so to help them i play the airtag sound and alas.. the sound comes from my back pocket
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and me 😼 nah just playin.. unless?
Reported finalists for the new James Bond: β€’ Callum Turner β€’ Jack Lowden β€’ Josh O’Connor β€’ Robert Pattinson β€’ Nicholas Hoult (hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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im sooo sorry but i do not want to see moist critickals horny SOAPPPP
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muay thai gym and their about us is "our name is inspired by a japanese punk scene" bro GTFO IM NOT PICKING U JUST BC OF THAT LMFAOOOO WYHAATTT
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southeast asian culture in america can never exist without being referenced to east asia im sickkkk bro
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My department’s senior director gave me a 30 pack of fidget fruit toys, pens, and a pack of gum for my birthday
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BIG WATCH... BIG YATCH!!!
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at work our trashcans are usually full of vinyl trash/scraps so i like to do this thing called the Mario Method where i jump into the trashcan butt first and smush all the vinyl down to make room. even better when u go, im chillin in my hot tubbb
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me before dinner: as five nights at freddys chica would say... Lets EAT!!
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jasmine retweeted
apple ......
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shop posting again. see the wares
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ur tellin me justin biebers family is jeremy jazmyn jaxon and justin (and allie) wow incredible. why she dont get a j name tho. but still good work. I like it. Compliments to the chefs
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that fucking bird that i love ❀️
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Begged my boyfriend to take a picture of this vet sign I saw while in the uber home last night because my phone was dead. I was drunk and it made me so emotional. I just kept repeating β€œthe cat is helping the dog. The cat is helping the dog”
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LITERALLY THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE...... 😭 I WAS IN A CAB AND MY CAB DRIVER INSULTED ANOTHER CAB DRIVER THE OTHER CAB DRIVER INSULTED HIM BACK SAYING "just go away with ur stupid ugly passenger" ????? WHAT THE F*** I DO 😭😭😭😭😭
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when noah and i walked past this bar to go to tje corner store and straight up dj bullshit was spinnin some poopy it was so bad so now when we pass by were like is dj bullshit in today?
You ever some place and you’re like. Damn. I’m going to kill the DJ.
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けびん、かまって
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all the smart kids at my school chose latin so i did too and it was a good class BUT USELESS TO ME NOW I WISH I TOOK SPANISH I COULD BE MORE MEXICAN URGHHH
When my kids had to pick a language (French, Latin, Mandarin, Spanish) I encouraged them to choose Mandarin or Spanish. Guess what the nouveau riche Asian kids all chose? Lol.
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