
jasmine π±π¦/πΉπ 27 π certified legoman π§ββοΈ 2D animator π± trollgang creature π± prev: comedy central π she/her π @tifa_wockhardt π @Cyb4rAnGel π
Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2016
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my dumbass thought i left my wallet at the place we were just at, turns out the airtag showed it was in the car so oomf went to go find it for me. so to help them i play the airtag sound and alas.. the sound comes from my back pocket
and me πΌ nah just playin.. unless?
Reported finalists for the new James Bond:
β’ Callum Turner
β’ Jack Lowden
β’ Josh OβConnor
β’ Robert Pattinson
β’ Nicholas Hoult
(hollywoodreporter.com/moviesβ¦)
muay thai gym and their about us is "our name is inspired by a japanese punk scene" bro GTFO IM NOT PICKING U JUST BC OF THAT LMFAOOOO WYHAATTT
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My departmentβs senior director gave me a 30 pack of fidget fruit toys, pens, and a pack of gum for my birthday
at work our trashcans are usually full of vinyl trash/scraps so i like to do this thing called the Mario Method where i jump into the trashcan butt first and smush all the vinyl down to make room. even better when u go, im chillin in my hot tubbb
ur tellin me justin biebers family is jeremy jazmyn jaxon and justin (and allie) wow incredible. why she dont get a j name tho. but still good work. I like it. Compliments to the chefs
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Begged my boyfriend to take a picture of this vet sign I saw while in the uber home last night because my phone was dead. I was drunk and it made me so emotional. I just kept repeating βthe cat is helping the dog. The cat is helping the dogβ
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LITERALLY THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE...... π I WAS IN A CAB AND MY CAB DRIVER INSULTED ANOTHER CAB DRIVER THE OTHER CAB DRIVER INSULTED HIM BACK SAYING "just go away with ur stupid ugly passenger" ????? WHAT THE F*** I DO πππππ
when noah and i walked past this bar to go to tje corner store and straight up dj bullshit was spinnin some poopy it was so bad so now when we pass by were like is dj bullshit in today?
all the smart kids at my school chose latin so i did too and it was a good class BUT USELESS TO ME NOW I WISH I TOOK SPANISH I COULD BE MORE MEXICAN URGHHH
































