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anything i say here is banter. just jokes. nothing serious.

Joined March 2017
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Replying to @Maso_Keys
Concert yenu klk #firstbatch
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DONT STOP VOTING CHANGE YOUR VOTE
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Nna ke tloba wife yao cheat’a back, tse tsao founela di sidechick nkase di kgone
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Replying to @heisbathandwa
njani when you outwardly always target men in relationships? 😃
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Ndile, Andile and Philani really did too much at fon city. I wonder of they behave like this on a daily or it's just for content
Ndile apologises to Dlala Thukzin for interrupting his set.
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This guy and his friends caused chaos on our floor. The last straw was when he swore at some girl and wanted to get physical with her. He was banging on doors, shouting and screaming the entire weekend. He’s so disrespectful.
Ndile apologises to Dlala Thukzin for interrupting his set.
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Soundset Sunday 🔥
Guys, Soundset Sunday? Wow😭🔥
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You’re the last person who should be speaking because you’re well known for fucking around here in DBN. Maybe focus on clearing up your reputation first that concerning yourself w/ other ppl. 🫩✋🏾
I can bet there’s someone already Sensei’s DM offering to console him 😭😭
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Replying to @wastelandluv_
Wake it up. He was busy with Th*bani knowing very well he’s in a relationship. Loser
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my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved
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First link activity btw
Spitting drinks in each other’s mouth is nasty idc😭
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Literally my chat. Now on the space, Sensei kept saying he felt unheard and Lethabo just kept talking over him. At some point Lethabo was singing whilst he was speaking. Lethabo is very condescending.
I would've cheated on Lethabo too. Unezothe, uneshashalaza, he's classist, he's controlling
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tjo i can’t imagine being on a space explaining myself to strangers
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Mysol ne a pusher bana ka weekend ko Fontcity.😩🥹Help dzadzy
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batho ba foncity , what happened & who’re they talking about ? 😔
That guy will never taste this event again 🤞🏾
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Ushilo umfana ukuthi he was never heard in the relationship, there was only one person talking 😁
Lethabo enjoys talking. I can just tell by the way he’s telling this story 😭😭✋🏽
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MySol will probably book that date out at Sun City next year lol
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let’s invest in diaries!!!
got dumped and all i can think about is how i drank this mfs piss
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uyiyenze iMyFon
That guy will never taste this event again 🤞🏾
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a million views on your crashout uno😭
1/ I genuinely don’t know how to begin explaining the extent of the betrayal I’ve experienced in my relationship. Simphiwe has confirmed that he’s been cheating on me with someone else throughout our relationship. And the more I learn, the more disturbing the details become.
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