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Joined December 2012
What the hell is that black cross shit? It’s like an illicit porn site? That musk is a right wanker.
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My pal just called... She said: I'm off to vote, who should I vote for? I asked her postcode I popped it into the website below It said: Vote Lib Dem She said: On it And that's how easy it is to de-seat the Tories. stopthetories.vote/
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Disappointed? That’s what you get for expecting things #InspirationalQuotes
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WIN 100 BEERS We're celebrating the "Little Victories" this February and we're giving away 100 400ml cans to one lucky winner. All you have to do is like and RT this post to enter. Winners will be announce on Friday 24 February via Twitter if a winner from twitter is picked.
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Replying to @KingKabsChester
@KingKabsChester another night another “we have nothing” mother and small child. Useless. I look forward to your “call us to feedback” stock message which has not improved your dire service the last time we have called you.
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This has nothing to do with the drivers, nor you friendly phone operators, it’s the fact that king cabs as a company cannot supply demand as have monopolised all the smaller taxi companies. It’s not getting any better. Your phone operates are equally as fed up.
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When you ordered one bottle of @WorldFamousHot1 and use it all and realised you should have ordered six.
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Well slap my arse and call me Sandra. Was not kidding when they said volcanic 🌶️🤯🔥Nearly sent the mrs into labour by simply standing next to it. Tasty. Treat yourselves. BUY IT.
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Seriously RATM cancelled the band who were on the tampax advert are the replacement @OfficialRandL
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No truer word. “Having a disco”
Eddie Dempsey and Mick Lynch continue to impress
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My wife and I have raised two children, a girl and a boy, who are now 20 and 18 respectively. We spent their childhoods providing them with every form of love, support and stability we could. Our kindness and softness has resulted in us raising two entitled, deluded wankers.
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Instead of going to bed I stayed up for a couple of hours hanging out with friends and caught a friend's set lmao
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Chris Cox retweeted
Just when Boris Johnson thought he couldn't be any busier, father's day approaches.
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Give your children the biggest hugs before sending them off to school today, and thank your lucky stars if you don’t live in America.
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If Liverpool win the league today I'll give everyone who retweets this a free bottle of sauce.
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