Chris Cox retweeted
My pal just called...
She said:
I'm off to vote, who should I vote for?
I asked her postcode
I popped it into the website below
It said:
Vote Lib Dem
She said:
On it
And that's how easy it is to de-seat the Tories.
stopthetories.vote/
Chris Cox retweeted
Disappointed?
That’s what you get for expecting things
#InspirationalQuotes
Chris Cox retweeted
WIN 100 BEERS
We're celebrating the "Little Victories" this February and we're giving away 100 400ml cans to one lucky winner.
All you have to do is like and RT this post to enter.
Winners will be announce on Friday 24 February via Twitter if a winner from twitter is picked.
Chris Cox retweeted
My wife and I have raised two children, a girl
and a boy, who are now 20 and 18 respectively.
We spent their childhoods providing them with every form of love, support and stability we could. Our kindness and softness has resulted in us raising two entitled, deluded wankers.
Chris Cox retweeted
Instead of going to bed I stayed up for a couple of hours hanging out with friends and caught a friend's set lmao
Chris Cox retweeted
Just when Boris Johnson thought he couldn't be any busier, father's day approaches.
Chris Cox retweeted
Give your children the biggest hugs before sending them off to school today, and thank your lucky stars if you don’t live in America.
Chris Cox retweeted
If Liverpool win the league today I'll give everyone who retweets this a free bottle of sauce.
Chris Cox retweeted
Just been up the Aldi. Didn’t have enough money but told the manager that the Government have a long term plan to grow the economy so I can work more hours and get a better job. Everyone in the queue cheered, he let me have my shopping for free and gave me 4 tins of Galahad lager
Chris Cox retweeted
Invisible sauce is here.
You are buying this sauce for someone who can't afford it.
We are not making any money doing this (in fact losing) But sometimes is just nice to.
Pls RT. If you want our sauce and can't afford it DM us in confidence and we'll sort
worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk/ol…
Chris Cox retweeted
I can’t possibly sell this A3 Trooper because it has a tiny white mark on it. Rather than chuck it away, you can WIN IT. Simply RT and follow and I’ll draw the winner Friday 18th March 6pm. Good luck! Or you can buy one here infinitebacon.com/shop
Chris Cox retweeted
A priceless exchange of a brave Ukrainian citizen with Russian army stuck out of fuel. ENGLISH SUBTITLES.
[Thanks to my Ukrainian friend for transcription and translation]
Chris Cox retweeted
Who did this when their mates were bullshitting?... Chin chin..chinny chin, chinny reckon..
Chris Cox retweeted
I'm 37. Instead of regretting that I can't wake up age 18 again, I pretend to myself that I'm 90 and I've woken up age 37 again, and that I get to magically, wonderfully have the next 50 years again.
Chris Cox retweeted
Not sure how many Dorset Naga plants @edibleornamenta are growing for me this season but I THINK they take up TWO poly tunnels #FreshChillies #OnlyTheVeryBest Anyone wanna guess how many KILOS I pre ordered for the year ??


























