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My pal just called... She said: I'm off to vote, who should I vote for? I asked her postcode I popped it into the website below It said: Vote Lib Dem She said: On it And that's how easy it is to de-seat the Tories. stopthetories.vote/
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Disappointed? That’s what you get for expecting things #InspirationalQuotes
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WIN 100 BEERS We're celebrating the "Little Victories" this February and we're giving away 100 400ml cans to one lucky winner. All you have to do is like and RT this post to enter. Winners will be announce on Friday 24 February via Twitter if a winner from twitter is picked.
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My wife and I have raised two children, a girl and a boy, who are now 20 and 18 respectively. We spent their childhoods providing them with every form of love, support and stability we could. Our kindness and softness has resulted in us raising two entitled, deluded wankers.
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Instead of going to bed I stayed up for a couple of hours hanging out with friends and caught a friend's set lmao
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Chris Cox retweeted
Just when Boris Johnson thought he couldn't be any busier, father's day approaches.
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Give your children the biggest hugs before sending them off to school today, and thank your lucky stars if you don’t live in America.
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If Liverpool win the league today I'll give everyone who retweets this a free bottle of sauce.
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Just been up the Aldi. Didn’t have enough money but told the manager that the Government have a long term plan to grow the economy so I can work more hours and get a better job. Everyone in the queue cheered, he let me have my shopping for free and gave me 4 tins of Galahad lager
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Invisible sauce is here. You are buying this sauce for someone who can't afford it. We are not making any money doing this (in fact losing) But sometimes is just nice to. Pls RT. If you want our sauce and can't afford it DM us in confidence and we'll sort worldfamoushotsauce.co.uk/ol…
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Me about to make a bad situation worse by injecting some ill-timed humour
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I can’t possibly sell this A3 Trooper because it has a tiny white mark on it. Rather than chuck it away, you can WIN IT. Simply RT and follow and I’ll draw the winner Friday 18th March 6pm. Good luck! Or you can buy one here infinitebacon.com/shop
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A priceless exchange of a brave Ukrainian citizen with Russian army stuck out of fuel. ENGLISH SUBTITLES. [Thanks to my Ukrainian friend for transcription and translation]
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Who did this when their mates were bullshitting?... Chin chin..chinny chin, chinny reckon..
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Going to the Dr Marten shop
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We need to ban second jobs for MPs.
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Happy Halloween 🎃
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I'm 37. Instead of regretting that I can't wake up age 18 again, I pretend to myself that I'm 90 and I've woken up age 37 again, and that I get to magically, wonderfully have the next 50 years again.
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Not sure how many Dorset Naga plants @edibleornamenta are growing for me this season but I THINK they take up TWO poly tunnels #FreshChillies #OnlyTheVeryBest Anyone wanna guess how many KILOS I pre ordered for the year ??
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