@cptnu_

i am a writer and I like marine megafauna.

Joined April 2026
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I want a hat that says Last Night Was The Rehearsal
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tats@ltats__Oct 23
Deadlock’s biggest strength is its character design, but so far none of its cast is truly original. Rat King, really? A rat in New York? What about a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
Vivian🪷@nebulimesOct 23
I feel like Danny would be so much less frustrating to fight if his jetpack was more like a leap He could jump into the air then do a big aoe where he lands, and maybe his ult would have him getting really angry…and he could be a gorilla from the moon…that would be amazing…
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They just created a million Elizabeth Holmeses.
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Went back to watch The Rehearsal after You Can See Everything since I never got around to it. Season 2 was so fucking good
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#YouCanSeeEverything. Best thing I have seen this year, by far. No contest.
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.@Feldfrog ‘s new special, Butterfly Pavilion, is awesome. Benny is incredible , constantly outdoing himself with amazing one liners. A legend of both quality and quantity. Very much hope to see good people like Feldman get the spotlight over the countless bigoted bores today.
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And it’s completely free to watch on YouTube, which you should do immediately youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0?is=NewJ…

Benny Feldman - Butterfly Pavilion - Stand-Up Comedy Special

Benny Feldman's debut stand-up specialDirected by Devon VoelkelP...

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FIRE WALK WITH ME #TwinPeaks
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Why is this like the third tweet I’ve seen pretending that this is actually Demi’s entire takeaway? Have we not been over the fact that the top reviews are always one sentence jokes? Are you new? This your first time logging a movie?
adriann@adrianndeeOct 11
on Digger: even if the film’s thesis was that art has no power to change the world (which it isn’t), do you even actually believe that? Do you really think mass media has ZERO potential for political/social change ? you’re going to let fucking iñárritu convince you of that ?
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Anhinga anhinga: A striking water bird that spears fish and other small prey with its sharp, slender beak
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Rick Deckard’s pistol from Blade Runner (1982)
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Caty♡@bambiseyeOct 2
sail away
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norbit@ran_bird_Sep 30
🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔 Artemis. #ゼノ・ヒューストン・ウィングフィールド誕生祭2026 #DrSTONEゼノ誕生祭2026 #ゼノ誕生祭2026 #dcst
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ecku@eckiiaaooSep 29
It's best to take photos on the return trip.
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I’ll always want people to expand their taste and enjoy more than what’s trending, but if it means they’ll become another of the hundreds of pretentious losers on Twitter, I’d rather have a world of Project Hail Mary readers and MCU watchers. At least they enjoy the medium
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Opto@Opto33333Sep 29
#DiscoElysium
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First look at the ‘BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN’ 101st anniversary popcorn bucket.
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I will emerge victorious from my life. I will defeat it.
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