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comedy • linguistics • psychedelics • cannabis. Chronic ex-wife. Former dancer. Extremely married.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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If your vote didn’t matter, Elon Musk wouldn’t be spending more than $276 million to fuck with the midterms.
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Trump to crowd: “It’s amazing. I can say the stupidest things, and you clap.” Crowd: claps In the history of dumb fucking cults, MAGA is by far, the fucking dumbest.
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“Women dress like whores at the gym these days!” Meanwhile this is what your mama was wearing to step aerobics in 1989
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Marjorie Taylor Greene just wrote her best tweet ever.
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A barbaric idea, beneath our dignity as a country. Push back on this.
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Remember it was Trump that called for the destruction of 2 American cities. Not Mamdani. Not El-Sayed. Not any Muslim. Trump. A white, billionaire, rapist, pedophile.
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Today at his rally, the President of the United States said this about Iran. "Let them take out Los Angeles or San Diego. This is a very small price to pay." No American city is a small price to pay. No American life is. Whatever he meant, a Commander in Chief should never talk this way about the people he swore to protect. Our servicemembers sacrifice everything for us, and he just told the world their hometowns are expendable. Protecting Americans should unite all of us. Every Republican who represents Southern California should say so tonight.
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We have Love Island. We have Survivor. We have The Bachelor. Now please make a show where you put a billionaire CEO in a regular apartment, give them their lowest-paid employee’s paycheck, and tell them it has to last 30 days. I’d watch every episode.
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This is not acceptable. This is humiliating for the country. I don’t know what needs to be done, but we have to stop this. The senate is not hospice.
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I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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Earlier today, AI researcher Jacob Coxon, who spent the past three years working at OpenAI and Anthropic, publicly resigned from Anthropic, warning that both companies are racing toward superintelligence and “gambling with our lives.” Then Evan Hubinger, Anthropic’s current Head of Alignment Stress-Testing, agreed with him, saying people inside the company genuinely believe AI could kill all humans. Hubinger said he personally puts the chance of AI wiping out humanity within the next decade at greater than 10% and said Anthropic still does not have a plan to solve the problem.
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For those of you that haven't read it, Chapter 13 of Project 2025 was literally about creating food insecurity by cutting safety nets and slashing regulations and restrictions on food production. No, we weren't overreacting to Project 2025.
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MAYBE THIS IS A STUPID NORWEGIAN QUESTION BUT HOW COME THE US PRESIDENT IS ALLOWED TO DO SO MUCH ILLEGAL STUFF AND STILL GETS TO BE PRESIDENT 🤔
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Y'all DO REALIZE that the Declaration of Independence says we're required to remove this current government. Right?
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When someone’s like “idk I don’t really do politics” I have to laugh because well politics are certainly gonna do YOU babes, might wanna pay attention!
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“Our troops are gonna rape y’all like crazy lol” is basically what he said
Watters: Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out.
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Hey not to be too out of touch with the times or whatever but the fucking President paid a $5.6 million settlement this week because he fucking raped someone and I think it should be a way bigger deal.
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The gods are angry at him
Federal officials ordered thousands of people to evacuate the National Mall in Washington ahead of a speech by President Trump and a fireworks display to celebrate the nation’s 250th birthday. Crowds were told to seek shelter as storms approached the city. nyti.ms/4aCx1g1
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