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Multi faceted, Multi talented | Mtumbuka | Guided by my Ancestors | Afrophile | E = mc^2 | Computer Science

Malawi
Joined May 2019
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Pastor at church: Praise the Lord My brain every time: Nduoneka bho ndavala Pantalonè
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Hating men won't reset your body count btw
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she look like one of the gangster cats from tom & jerry 😭
Zandaya in Marc Jacobs
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I missed out on cartoons in the 2000s because these two brothers owned MBC.😭
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Everybody should stop smoking weed
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I’m really rooting for anyone trying to stop smoking 🫡
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Weed will have you calculating how much money you saved by not going out, completely ignoring the fact that you spent that same money on weed. Financial management by a professional clown.
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marijuana robs u off ur life quietly like a codependent rship thats built around stagnancy and avoids the life outside the house. next thing u know 10 years has passed n uve been on autopilot
Callum Turner says his cannabis addiction made him miss four years of his life, even while he was building his acting career. Speaking in 2020, the actor described smoking daily between the ages of 18 and 26. He said he never smoked on set, but once he got home, he behaved like “a real addict.” “I definitely missed four years of my life,” he recalled. Turner said he eventually stopped through compassion for himself and a determination to change, because he didn’t want to keep missing his own life.
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Job application sent: 10:52 AM Rejection email: 10:55 AM
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Replying to @creflo_daniel
That’s because you smoke meth & reggies
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i think so too.
Weed is lowkey overrated
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Weed is lowkey overrated
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Women underestimate how deeply a man can love them. Men underestimate how completely a woman can fall out of love with them. I promise you, the woman who once couldn’t sleep without hearing your voice can eventually sleep peacefully knowing she’ll never hear it again.
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Having 3 kids by 3 different men is severe vagina mismanagement and a complete failure of reproductive responsibility.
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Communication is pointless when comprehension is absent. You can explain yourself a thousand different ways, but you cannot make someone understand what they are committed to misunderstanding.
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You’re not obligated to pay any woman’s bills if you’re not married to her. That’s not your responsibility.
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If a man is taking care of you, please reciprocate….dont let social media deceive you.
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Replying to @broudsov
You are fully retarded
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game theory
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Men after catching a cold :
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Relationship imadana ndi kufufuzana
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