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calamitous ortbo

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Software Engineer by day, aspiring food truck owner by night. I run a lot.

 Somerville, MA
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Joined October 2008
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feels good, man no it doesn't everything hurts
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemonNov 4
say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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@ZackMarilNov 1
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Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Lord Arse!
@Lord_ArseNov 1
Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Nick Quaranto 🤖@qrushOct 30
I will die for my country, New England
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Miles Howard (@MilesPerHoward) profile pictureMiles Howard@MilesPerHowardOct 28
I will die for my country, New England
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Joel Grus 🤠
@joelgrusOct 21
she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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Sydney 🇦🇺 (@MuttonchopYaz) profile picture
Sydney 🇦🇺@MuttonchopYazOct 2
POPE DECLARES BUTLERIAN JIHAD
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Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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emily@cicadaxxseasonSep 25
people are smoking the annihilation from annihilation (2018)
BeLeaf Cannabis (@beleaf_cannabis) profile pictureBeLeaf Cannabis
@beleaf_cannabisSep 3
BOOM🔥🔥🔥 We now accepting credit debit and credit cards! Midnight Sunset is sold out and went quick! Do not sleep fam Dropping the Kanobi Sunset 17 line tonight and tomorrow!
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love to end up on random fan wikis
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Jill Dubuque@jillianndubuqueMay 1
“Are you excited to go to the game tonight?!” Me:
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@0x45oFeb 23
bro
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U.S. Secret Service (@SecretService) profile pictureU.S. Secret Service
@SecretServiceFeb 23
We have an opening for one of the most advanced, coolest jobs in our agency. If you know what to do with step one, it will take you to step two. secretservice.gov/sites/defa…
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"Yes, I am happy" "No, manage settings"
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Brent Rooker
@Brent_Rooker25Jan 21
My algorithm has me deep into meteorology twitter right now and let me tell ya things are getting CONTENTIOUS over these snow storm forecasts in the south
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Chara
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Daniel Keller
@dnlklrJan 5
"Delta Force operators conducted rehearsals on a full-scale replica of the presidential compound, including the specific architectural features of Maduro’s residence at Fuerte Tiuna. The mock facility, constructed at a classified location likely within the United States, replicated not just the physical layout but the specific construction materials and hardening measures that were supposed to provide protection. The rehearsals focused on defeating physical hardening measures, specifically the steel-reinforced doors and safe rooms that were supposed to provide final refuge."
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soup🕷️
@thrluv22 Dec 2025
i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now
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THAT COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL PUT SURVIVOR BACK
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meteorologists love sharing plots which are impenetrable beyond parody then saying smth like “May God have mercy on our souls”
Mitch West (@SCweather_wx) profile pictureMitch West
@SCweather_wx28 Nov 2025
WOAH.. We might just be heading for glory folks.
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demi adejuyigbe@electrolemon5 Nov 2025
my 4 y.o. saw the NY election results and said "papa, will socialism taking root in america's largest metropolitan area upend the way of life we hold so dear?" and i was like ooo you slipped up baby girl you're tryna Orphan (2009) me ain’t you. i'm getting Orphan (2009)’d again
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