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Software Engineer by day, aspiring food truck owner by night. I run a lot.

Somerville, MA
Joined October 2008
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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I will die for my country, New England
I will die for my country, New England
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she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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POPE DECLARES BUTLERIAN JIHAD
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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people are smoking the annihilation from annihilation (2018)
BOOM🔥🔥🔥 We now accepting credit debit and credit cards! Midnight Sunset is sold out and went quick! Do not sleep fam Dropping the Kanobi Sunset 17 line tonight and tomorrow!
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bro
We have an opening for one of the most advanced, coolest jobs in our agency. If you know what to do with step one, it will take you to step two. secretservice.gov/sites/defa…
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My algorithm has me deep into meteorology twitter right now and let me tell ya things are getting CONTENTIOUS over these snow storm forecasts in the south
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"Delta Force operators conducted rehearsals on a full-scale replica of the presidential compound, including the specific architectural features of Maduro’s residence at Fuerte Tiuna. The mock facility, constructed at a classified location likely within the United States, replicated not just the physical layout but the specific construction materials and hardening measures that were supposed to provide protection. The rehearsals focused on defeating physical hardening measures, specifically the steel-reinforced doors and safe rooms that were supposed to provide final refuge."
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i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now
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meteorologists love sharing plots which are impenetrable beyond parody then saying smth like “May God have mercy on our souls”
WOAH.. We might just be heading for glory folks.
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my 4 y.o. saw the NY election results and said "papa, will socialism taking root in america's largest metropolitan area upend the way of life we hold so dear?" and i was like ooo you slipped up baby girl you're tryna Orphan (2009) me ain’t you. i'm getting Orphan (2009)’d again
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Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
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MORE: Source close to DOJ says Kash Patel also wants Pam Bondi gone, and that he’d consider leaving if Bongino leaves. Also that there are more frustrations with other documents Bondi hasn’t released.
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hey there delilah what’s it like in new orc city
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take me down to the orc city where the grass is green and the girls are also green
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Did the Bruins make a good first round draft pick simply because their internet cut out and they were on autodraft?
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ChatCTE
BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying. Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt. Here's what 4 months of data revealed: (hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)
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