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Azerbaijani. @rvc330 denier. Alec Baldwin truther. I own 62 bitcoins and 14,000 shares of $SPX. REtard.

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Joined December 2020
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You guys haven’t figured out this is the ultimate buy signal Let me remind you of these two and how you guys were saying the same thing Buy moar
We need a recession so bad
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My 5 y/o said she didn’t want to watch The Dark Knight with me because she’s “scared of the creepy clown.” Umm sweetie that “creepy clown” has a name, it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Thanksgiving with the gf’s family this year
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If you drive in Austin Texas after 12am it’s just you and autonomous ride share vehicles and it’s sad and dystopian
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I put $200 into robinhood this morning if you’re looking for a signal this is it
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If you’re in line for your PPP loan to open a Somali daycare STAY IN LINE
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Gunfire heard all across Austin, TX as Texans celebrate the end of the Abbott Regime.
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The “Texas” in your mind is an abstraction which no longer exists. Probably only 40% of the votes are from anyone you would clock as a “Texan” if you met them in the street. The schools from K to PhD are indistinguishable from Massachusetts. I am begging you to live in reality
What model of the American electorate has Texas voting for a guy who says God is trans? Someone steelman this for me. I’m having trouble getting there.
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White dudes talk about Billy Strings like he’s a close family friend
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Miami is our only hope
I only have one thing to show you
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RT if you’re on the left:
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My wife's brother spent six years at a Japanese car plant in Kentucky. He was sent to teach the Americans our way of working. He came home with a notebook. On the cover, in Japanese: "Things I Learned Instead." Some pages: "The first day of deer season, half the line takes vacation. HR plans for it every year. Nobody pretends to be sick. They just say 'deer season.'" "They name the machines. The welding robot on Line 2 is Darlene. Darlene gets a birthday cake." "When someone's wife has a baby, the whole line signs a card. The card is bigger than the baby." "A man with thirty years on the line showed me a better way to do my own job. Then he said, 'Don't tell your boss I told you that, boss.'" "Every Friday, someone brings doughnuts. Nobody is assigned. Somebody always does." "They thank the janitor by name. Every day. His name is Curtis." The last page is from his final day. In our system, anyone can stop the line, but only for a problem. Stopping it is serious. "On my last day, the line stopped for one minute. There was no problem. They stopped it to shake my hand." He says it's the only time in six years he was happy to see the line stop.
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You can’t fathom how poor Europeans are
I work in fraud and if someone said they needed to withdraw 2.5k in cash for a holiday I'd definitely be asking further questions.
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The human race ❤️
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Nothing worse than the seasoning guys Bro you have to try this XYZ Rub. Like no man. Just use the normal stuff
Unreal deal Good lord
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It’s kinda cool how we have our own Beto O’Rourke now
To be clear, I have not formally declared for any office, let alone the presidency. But yes, you can in fact win the presidency at 34 years old. Your VP serves as acting President until you turn 35. 20th Amendment, Section 3.
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I won the job lottery with my very easy remote job but it’s genuinely making me insane
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Man isn’t supposed to work where he sleeps
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This is unsustainable. Also it’s kind of crazy top line inflation lead by grocery and energy is more of the top election issue than specifically health insurance. The system is breaking down.
BREAKING: The average cost of a family’s annual health insurance premium in the US is up +$1,303 YoY, or +5%, to a record $28,303. This marks the 4th consecutive annual increase of at least +$1,300. Over this period, the average annual premium for family coverage has surged +$5,884, or +26%. To put this into perspective, CPI inflation has risen +13% over the same period, or half as much. Since 1999, the average health insurance premium for a family has soared +$22,494, or +387%. This represents an average annual growth rate of +6.1%, well above CPI inflation at +2.6% over the same period. Health insurance has never been more expensive.
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