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Azerbaijani. @rvc330 denier. Alec Baldwin truther. I own 62 bitcoins and 14,000 shares of $SPX. REtard.

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My 5 y/o said she didn’t want to watch The Dark Knight with me because she’s “scared of the creepy clown.” Umm sweetie that “creepy clown” has a name, it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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If you’re in line for your PPP loan to open a Somali daycare STAY IN LINE
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Gunfire heard all across Austin, TX as Texans celebrate the end of the Abbott Regime.
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The “Texas” in your mind is an abstraction which no longer exists. Probably only 40% of the votes are from anyone you would clock as a “Texan” if you met them in the street. The schools from K to PhD are indistinguishable from Massachusetts. I am begging you to live in reality
What model of the American electorate has Texas voting for a guy who says God is trans? Someone steelman this for me. I’m having trouble getting there.
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White dudes talk about Billy Strings like he’s a close family friend
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RT if you’re on the left:
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My wife's brother spent six years at a Japanese car plant in Kentucky. He was sent to teach the Americans our way of working. He came home with a notebook. On the cover, in Japanese: "Things I Learned Instead." Some pages: "The first day of deer season, half the line takes vacation. HR plans for it every year. Nobody pretends to be sick. They just say 'deer season.'" "They name the machines. The welding robot on Line 2 is Darlene. Darlene gets a birthday cake." "When someone's wife has a baby, the whole line signs a card. The card is bigger than the baby." "A man with thirty years on the line showed me a better way to do my own job. Then he said, 'Don't tell your boss I told you that, boss.'" "Every Friday, someone brings doughnuts. Nobody is assigned. Somebody always does." "They thank the janitor by name. Every day. His name is Curtis." The last page is from his final day. In our system, anyone can stop the line, but only for a problem. Stopping it is serious. "On my last day, the line stopped for one minute. There was no problem. They stopped it to shake my hand." He says it's the only time in six years he was happy to see the line stop.
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You can’t fathom how poor Europeans are
I work in fraud and if someone said they needed to withdraw 2.5k in cash for a holiday I'd definitely be asking further questions.
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This is unsustainable. Also it’s kind of crazy top line inflation lead by grocery and energy is more of the top election issue than specifically health insurance. The system is breaking down.
BREAKING: The average cost of a family’s annual health insurance premium in the US is up +$1,303 YoY, or +5%, to a record $28,303. This marks the 4th consecutive annual increase of at least +$1,300. Over this period, the average annual premium for family coverage has surged +$5,884, or +26%. To put this into perspective, CPI inflation has risen +13% over the same period, or half as much. Since 1999, the average health insurance premium for a family has soared +$22,494, or +387%. This represents an average annual growth rate of +6.1%, well above CPI inflation at +2.6% over the same period. Health insurance has never been more expensive.
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Tattoo havers leave stains wherever they go
didn’t wrap my new guy and he transferred to my sheets 😭
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Birth rates are low because neurotic hoes trigger a 3rd party bookshelf audit when they come to your house
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is we getting a santa rally
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Something that struck me watching You Can See Everything is how wildly inhumane it is to send a new mother to prison
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They can’t keep getting away with it
elites blame a country's problems on immigrants to distract you from the real issues, which is themselves and other elites immigration is not a major issue
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Knowing anything about anything alienates you from leftists. The average leftist's worldview is that ontologically evil businessmen are destroying the world because they're too greedy and that we should fix it by passing the no more greed act.
knowing economics alienates you from left wing friend groups it’s crazy. i explain how a thing works in america and it’s always “no but it shouldn’t be that way” like ok sure there’s drawbacks i agree. and then you ask what the solution is and they just say “not do that”
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i’m sorry but twenty one pilots closing out acl is a recession indicator
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KWIK TRIP knuckle tattoos
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My mexican neighbor who speaks zero english is racist against guatemalans and wants them all sent back.
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The Romans were right about actors.
Ruffalo: Hands off our fucking vote. I’m gonna Hulk out. You won’t like me when I’m angry. Hey, I’m still here. They thought I was out for the count. I’m still here. I’m still playing the Hulk.
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How’d it go the last time you asked one of your “homeboys” to do something for you?
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