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Montenegro: a country of retards Montenegro looks like your average European country, but with a twist. It has cute old towns. The people are chain smokers & don't work between May & September. Typical European stuff. What sets Montenegro apart is the people are barely functioning retards. For example, they can't count. Our corner store has 3 cashiers and only takes cash. However, NONE of those 3 cashiers can give correct change. One time to the store was 14 Euros. I gave her a 50. She gave me 55 Euro back (a 20, 2x 10, 3x 5). It was like this every single time. They were never close. I have no idea how that place stays in business. And everything is like this in Montenegro. My female ordered an espresso martini at a bar. They poured vodka into an espresso. It was served hot. They could've said they didn't have espresso martinis. They chose to be idiots instead because that's their culture. It's 9 pm, time to run the weed whacker for a few hours! What could take hours with a weed whacker? Montenegrins will use them to mow entire fields. You might as well be out there with a scissors. Most of the Slavic countries put ketchup & mayo on their pizza because it's so dry. Well, there's this thing called 'tomato sauce' that's a lot like ketchup that does the same thing. I know they have tomato sauce because it's not only in the stores, it's on the frickin' pizza. They just don't use enough of it. Everything is like this in Montenegro, where the solution is so easy yet they can't grasp what's going on. There don't seem to be any laws in Montenegro. People build wherever or do whatever they please. I watched as people ignored cops saying they couldn't be on this private property (they were sunbathing). There's petty theft, as store employees are constantly following you around & watching. But outside of that, nothing. They're too dumb to follow laws, but also too dumb to commit crime. The food: seafood or starve. They have the typical slavic meat dildos (cevapi). God I hate the meat dildos. It has been months of this crap. Why do I keep ordering them? Because the alternatives are dry pizza, soggy pasta, or fish. I can only eat so much fish. I guess I'll have the meat dildos, please. The landscapes are beautiful. I think the prettiest coastline on the Med. So why isn't this a more known destination? Because there aren't many beaches. In Herceg Novi, people sunbathe on the concrete. Or the rocks. Like lizards on the sidewalk. Smoking is the national sport. And they love to compete with you. It doesn't matter where you sit in the restaurant. The next person(s) who come in will sit by you and start smoking. The entire place will be empty. You can pick the worst spot in the place. And someone will go out of their way to sit by you and light up. Your meals will be eating meat dildos while choking in smoke. Another good thing about their country is they're openly racist. This time against the Albanians. I was getting bored of people hating Serbs, Croats, Bosinaks, or Kosovoans. I almost forgot: I look like Chewbacca now. I haven't been able to get a haircut in over a month. When a business posts their hours here, that's just a dream of when they'd like to be open. The reality is it's summer and the barber is out laying on the concrete like a lizard, smoking. Judging from their hairstyles, I think they cut their own hair. With a weed whacker. I think the order of intelligence goes like this: Croats seem to be the smartest of the Slavs. They took the incredible Dalmatian coast for themselves. Great move. Do they have a functioning country? God no, but they have a nice view. Then comes the Serbs as next most intelligent. And to show you how low this bar is, Serbs aren't potty trained. They piss in the streets. Belgrade smells like piss. And these are the 2nd smartest Slavs. Montenegro is 3rd. They can't count. They can't follow laws. But they're not smart enough to conceive of crime, so it kind of works out. Bosniaks are clearly the dumbest because BiH has THREE governments. Damn that's dumb.

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