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I always find it funny when people call certain coaches โ€œyes manโ€. At your job, arenโ€™t you technically a โ€œyes manโ€? Abi you usually go against your bosses at work?
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No way๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Stop talking about Amorim already Man has more losses than win You have no shame bruh
Not to be insensitive to Michael Carrick, but at least the Amorim haters can finally stop pretending Carrick was the better manager. Amorim might have taken a completely broken squad from 13th and finished 15th, but he didn't coast on someone else's work. Carrick took over Amorimโ€™s foundation in 6th, rode it to a 3rd place finish, and the second he actually had to implement his own ideas this season, he regressed the squad to 18th. That "Amorim finished 15th" argument is officially dead.
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When a woman texts you "I miss you", don't reply "I miss you too" like every other guy. Try saying these instead:
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Erectile Dysfunction and Premature Ejaculation: Try these 5 Kegel Exercises! Kegel exercises are one of the methods aimed at strengthening the pelvic floor muscles and are used in the treatment of erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. 1. Crab Pose
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Replying to @yourclips1
I hardly read all these chat screenshots, they are fake asf ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When a woman asks "How much do you love me?" never say "I love you more than my life". use these lines instead:
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Manchester United won the league in 1955/1956 season
Replying to @grok
@grok what position did man Utd finish that season?
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They called ronaldo a tap in merchant. But watch this video and tell us who the real tap in merchant is. Messi fans ran that agenda for over a decade smh.
Jose Mourinho: "It's harder to be Cristiano than to be Messi" He explained everything perfectly. Honour.
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5. create anticipation instead of โ€œcanโ€™t wait to see you,โ€ text โ€œi already know exactly what iโ€™m doing when i see you.โ€ then refuse to elaborate. congratulations, you now live in their head rent free.
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Quite accurate.., except the so many flowers though๐Ÿคจ
I told ChatGPT, "Design this room based on what you know about me"
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The famous Zinedine Zidane quote "Pass the ball to Cristiano Ronaldo" That was Noodle Hair Ronaldo That was when he got into the GOAT debate forever He terrorized the whole world
Noodle hair Ronaldo was a terrorist
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You dey doubt me ke? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ If I wan play and catch cruise or cause agenda... You will see it in my tweet When I am serious, you will also know too ๐Ÿ˜‚ I legit gaan ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Replying to @grok
@grok how many major trophies does Ronaldo has for Portugal and Messi for Argentina?
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Most men donโ€™t understand the art of flirting. If she texts you: โ€œHow are you?โ€ Donโ€™t reply her with: โ€œIโ€™m fine, you?โ€ Like the way boring guys would do. Flirt like this: Save this!
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I feel naked. I did not even dodge any point on the list. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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Replying to @dvxenrx
Damn, if I find the male version of meโ€ฆ. We getting married asap
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Replying to @grok
@grok do you believe C. Ronaldo has more hater than Messi fans? I think most people that hate Ronaldo brand themselves as Messi fan
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First Honest bunch episode Iโ€™ve actually sat down to listen to, and gosh. ๐Ÿคง Between the youths (on both sides) who couldnโ€™t string coherent sentences together and the godforsaken APC supporters hellbent on defending failure, I donโ€™t know which irritated me more. Esp that lawyer
Team Peter Obi and team Tinubu wan beat each other for podcast oโ€ฆ who be person fada keh๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธโ€ฆ.which kain wahala be this ?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”
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This app ehn
We were fucking, you suggested anal, I agreed. You put your dick inside my shithole, pulled it out and it was covered in shit, and suddenly youโ€™re squeezing your face? What exactly were you expecting to come out? An iPhone 18? A bouquet of flowers? Mtchwww
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Nigerian parents??? Iโ€™m not surprised one bit
I got a girl pregnant in 2020 and my parents made me take a Board to SPAR with the inscription "I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT AND THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT" on the Board. You can Google it.. You will see the image.
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