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Chewie Vetinari retweeted
im not afraid to say it: baron harkonnen is a bad dude. he's a pedophile, he's a tyrant, he's—
*the baron waves a large sack of money at me*
...erm. my apologies everyone. i did an npc. i did a groupthink. i did a no growth. i am trying to do better
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
well, cheating on your benefits entitlement is a serious driving offence after all, unlike killing someone with your car
Benefit cheats could be stripped of driving licences bbc.in/40HnDTH
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
Hillsborough campaigner Scraton refuses OBE.
“I could not accept an honour tied in name to the 'British Empire'.
"In my teaching I remain a strong critic of the historical, cultural and political contexts of imperialism and their international legacy."
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Chewie Vetinari retweeted
Every time you use AI to produce text or a video or an image, you make it incrementally harder for people whose work in those mediums you love to make a living. And you help the worst people imaginable hasten the death of an already-dying planet for money they don’t even need.
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
XMAS TRAFFIC CHAOS
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Councillor Lewis bemoans the selfish motorists – refusing to use the park and ride –causing congestion in Belfast city centre.
1963
HT @NIScreen
#SameAsItEverWas
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Chewie Vetinari retweeted
mental health tip, don't try to understand the election results, read hot takes, look at exit poll data, etc. your brain will die. political junkies will spend months figuring it out. instead be like me, get off the internet, hang with your buds, play video games, eat hamburger
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
You know when the ‘markets’ strengthen and the currency is boosted because of political news? What does that tell you about the market? Why are we in thrall to the market? If the market were personified who would it look like? Get to fuck market.
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue
Live fact checks at trump rallies now
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
Tommy Robinson would like to thank all his heavy browed arse limpets for giving so generously to his legal fees so he can prove his innocence, as he starts his costly and lengthy defence by *checks notes* pleading guilty.
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
I don't actually have the words to express the extent of my admiration for Giséle Pelicot. She's an absolute warrior, I can't imagine the strength it takes for her to hold these appalling men to account and waive her right to anonymity. I wish her only...
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
Then live on unemployment benefits. We’re all told how easy it is to get them and how nice a life it is after all
Redundancy payouts for losing MPs is "not enough", says a Tory who was ousted on 4 July
James Sunderland told The Rundown the experience of losing his seat had been "very difficult", and that he'd been turned down for jobs because he's a Conservative
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Chewie Vetinari retweeted
Erasing anti genocide imagery on tv show called "Big Brother" is, I have to say, too on the nose.
🚨 | Last nights episodes of Big Brother and Late & Live are now reappearing on ITVX…
They have edited out Ali’s Pro-Palestine watermelon t-shirt, which was reported to ofcom by @/antisemitism… #BBUK
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Chewie Vetinari retweeted
if anyone is unfamiliar with carbon capture technology here’s a really good primer on its efficiency
Chewie Vetinari retweeted
I’ve got a free bible and a free copy of the Constitution on my phone. Two different files.
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We remain UNDEFEATED!!!
#WorldBollardAssociation 💪🏻