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the way this account keeps getting hacked e*on i'm in ur walls
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2000?!!??????!?????? lord have mercy
11-year-old NYC boy overdoses and was taken to the ER after eating over 2,000 milligrams worth of THC in gummies & tinctures🙏🏾🤲🏾
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at some point i would have to just kms i fear
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"I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.” “He is half my soul, as the poets say.” “Name one hero who was happy…” I love all of them
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name one hero who was happy? you can't. i can't. i know. they never let you be famous and happy. let me tell u a secret. tell me. i'm going to be the first. swear it. why me? because you're the reason. swear it. i swear it. i swear it.
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i love work! :D all the time! it is so fun! :D
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thinking abt my freshman year acting class where we had to improv smth with a partner and this boy chose to improv sa-ing someone and we all just had to continue the day like normal
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i know i wasn't the only one who was freaked out i just know it
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this is also the same boy who decided to try to read "a raisin in the sun" in some kind of weird blaccent/country idk what the fuck
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y'all do not know that man's sexuality so idk why ur calling him a queerbaiter
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people don't owe you shit respectfully no one has to "come out" for their identity to be valid
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wow his biggest crime is wearing fruity clothes grow up
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this whole thread is sad bc why is ur masculinity threatened pixels fren
as a man there’s jus some emojis you should simply never ever touch
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girl shut up
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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no longer giving people the benefit of the doubt im just gonna start beating people's asses! 🤗 god bless!
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it's the kroger kira for me
The pack is back in Teen Wolf: The Movie, streaming January 26 exclusively on @ParamountPlus. #TeenWolfMovie
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here's the official teaser for that '90s show, premiering january 19 on netflix, thoughts?
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chile..........lemme go put on the original.........i need to cleanse i am so sorry