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"I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
“He is half my soul, as the poets say.”
“Name one hero who was happy…”
I love all of them
jalyssa retweeted
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
jalyssa retweeted
I remember the first time I ever had a McGriddle … I but that bitch and that syrup hit my tongue … I said “Hol on Ronald”
jalyssa retweeted
Last weekend, gf and I went to halloween house party
One of her coworkers was there, and he was openly making passes at her.
Guys, if you are going to date attractive women, the reality is that they are going to get hit on.
Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇
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im not a person who watches movies like ever so i can honestly say midsommar did to my brain what sprite would do to a caveman
jalyssa retweeted
Were you the “good kid” who “parents never had to worry about”?
Watch out for those kids. They may turn up in therapy 10-20 years later with repressed emotions, overfunctioning, and the inability to ask for help because they’ve always had to be perfect.
jalyssa retweeted
what is it about the 4-6pm nap that makes you wish you never fucking existed when you wake up
jalyssa retweeted
Can everyone please stop streaming the new Jeffery Dahmer documentary? The victims families have made it CLEAR they did not want this out, and netflix is profiting off of their trauma without consent
jalyssa retweeted
When your show premieres the same day as Don't Worry Darling #GhostFiles
