Ctrl.T 🐆

Hypothetically speaking: Someone offers you $1 million but the catch is, a stranger must die a very gruesome and painful death, no one will ever know that you’re the reason for it. But at some point in your life, you’re going to receive a video tape showing this person being murdered and you have to watch the entire video. You have 10 seconds to decide, are you taking the money or not?

some of you have ridiculously nice boobs btw.

2026 might actually just be my year