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Nigeria
Joined December 2012
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if i later change this phone i go first use 1hr weep profusely for vendor shop.
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As a man, why are you waiting for a woman to initiate things?
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The best thing for Nigeria right now is a meteor to hit and wipe all of us away.
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i’m not going near a nigga spazzing out this much, you’re just gonna have to die i’m sorry
LEAVE DRUGS UNA NO WAN HEAR
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“Can we play games on your phone?” “No.” …..
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how it feels to be overstimulated and u start being cruel to people for no reason
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8 months into a job i’ve wanted to leave since week 4
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i just dey avoid anything wey go make person invite me out for anything this period. all my clothes don fade finish.
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We need to have a purge in Lagos… I have someone I want to kill in ologolo
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I really hate when people give up at the edge of completion. Why are you dropping out 400 level second semester.
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Nobody talks about the discipline it takes to not entertain people out of loneliness and boredom.
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Please don't be the woman that never ask for anything. You will suffer.
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If you're a fellow Christian and you think I did bad, you'll explain to me how you're supposed to LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR without consideration.
I have somehow become a hero to my co tenants and neighbours (who have suffered this for years) because of the swift response of @tokunbo_wahab and @thetundeajayi of @LasepaOfficial to this. Thank you to everyone who helped to tagged the agencies and retweeted. You're the best.
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“Nkiru this guy is on fire o”
If you wan burst babe wey never chop head.. Send her money and attach one nonsense description Sends 10k You: use it and buy Amala Her to her friends: Just Amala money oooo, he sent me 10k now imagine fried rice money... Nkiru this guy is on fire
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I like when my person stalks me, very sexy.
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Japa compatibility is something that should be discussed in your relationship, especially if you see the potential of marrying the person. You cannot be thinking of starting a life in London while your partner is thinking of starting a business in Osogbo😂
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You can’t even have sex because there’s no light and there’s no water to shower with after. This administration has taken everything away from us. Even fornication
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah Lagos is a terrible state and all but please be mindful of these other useless states you’re mentioning in comparison. No gaslight me with nonsense for here.
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"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt" -Lying ass 90s teachers
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MEGAN THEE STALLION.
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