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Joined August 2022
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The white house covered our cities solidarity mural for trumps visit
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no one warns you that a good thrift find will turn you into a dog returning to same bush every week to find a pizza crust like that one time three years ago & never since
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wallet, keys, vape, phone, ache in my chest that will never go away, back up vape,
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God it’s me from Twitter can I please have some money or anything
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phone, wallet, the generational curse, keys, vape
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i don’t even care enough to figure out what that recurring $15.68 charge from apple is for anymore. whatever, man. just take it
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why do hospital gowns have the ass out
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I wonder how many people have gone home after meeting me and thought “what the fuck was that”
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at work with two hours of sleep to my name
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this is actually perfect for my plan to run up on you with my weapon
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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if ur a bug just be careful
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that smell isn’t me. I still got 15 minutes left of my 96 hour deodorant
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shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory
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go to local coffee shop so much they have my drink ready before i can even say it
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enjoying my onion bagel with jalapeno cream cheese and pumpkin spice coffee
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lawyer I hired for a debt case took me to court for not paying him
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my neighborhood is hosting a bake off and i thought i could win with my chocolate chip cookie recipe. then i saw that the person who won last year made strawberry lemonade mini entremet. what did i think they were going to say ? “the winner is chocolate chip cookies” ? idiot
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Why does the vaccum even have a “low” setting. It’s like no I’m going to need you to clean the floor
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There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded.
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