chloe retweeted
i don’t even care enough to figure out what that recurring $15.68 charge from apple is for anymore. whatever, man. just take it
chloe retweeted
I wonder how many people have gone home after meeting me and thought “what the fuck was that”
chloe retweeted
my neighborhood is hosting a bake off and i thought i could win with my chocolate chip cookie recipe. then i saw that the person who won last year made strawberry lemonade mini entremet. what did i think they were going to say ? “the winner is chocolate chip cookies” ? idiot
chloe retweeted
Why does the vaccum even have a “low” setting. It’s like no I’m going to need you to clean the floor























