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lazy philosopher

@cyp_dev
 Kenya
Joined August 2015
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Mimi ukiniitisha pesa, even as low as 100 bob, you tell me you'll pay me in x days and you don't, hiyo ni mara ya mwisho you'll hear from me. Heri uniambie nikuokolee and that's it but utanilipa na usilipe?
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Ole Teya
@TeyaKevinNov 5
Tickets for the Bayern Munich vs Ajax exhibition match will go on sale today at 6PM. Beware of fake ticketing links already circulating online. Scammers are taking advantage of the excitement surrounding the historic fixture, so be careful not to lose your money. The only official ticket purchasing link is: talantasportscity.com/
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 5
๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Mikel Arteta: โ€œI am happy with Gyรถkeres, he was really goodโ€. โ€œNot only the assist and the goal, but he was really connected to the teamโ€.
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Akash
@kaaaash____Nov 4
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Lightcast TV Kenya
@LightcasttvkeNov 3
"Ruto is an aggressive campaigner, Opposition be SERIOUS, I was away for two MONTHS ni nini mumefanya?" ~ Gachagua
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Arsenal
@ArsenalNov 1
RESOLUTE ๐Ÿงฑ Limiting Liverpool to their first-ever Premier League game without a shot on target at Anfield ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Ezri Konsa and Gabriel Magalhรฃes celebrate at full-time of Liverpool 0-1 Arsenal. Text reads: 0 shots faced on target.

ALT Ezri Konsa and Gabriel Magalhรฃes celebrate at full-time of Liverpool 0-1 Arsenal. Text reads: 0 shots faced on target.

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๐˜๐ee@YBNBA__Oct 30
Sisi hatuna hata issue na loan yako, just name one lecturer from North Carolina university
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5 People@_MtuTanoOct 30
I want to thank all the FAFSA gatekeeper. Sahii tungekuwa extradited na nyinyi to the US.
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Tyson.nie ๐Ÿ“ธ (@tysonphotoo) profile picture
Tyson.nie ๐Ÿ“ธ
@tysonphotooOct 27
The more you fuck around the more you find out
Kingsley โ™Ÿ๏ธ (@Kingsleymaximo) profile pictureKingsley โ™Ÿ๏ธ
@KingsleymaximoOct 27
That โ€œfuck around and find outโ€ graph video really cracks me up all the time.
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Joakim Simiyu reveals the deal business behind affordable housing programme. Take a listen
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First date question: Uko na Certificate ya "Becoming a Wife, Masterclass?" Hapana, hata sikudh.... Boy child:
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๐Œ”@sochtweetssOct 25
when i finally get paid i wonโ€™t say anything, iโ€™ll just post this video
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Keyser Sรถze@mzeeantohOct 25
Replying to @shobanes
That's why I carry my wife to do my negotiations. Nimewai ambiwa price in 2500 akasema ako na 300 nikajifanya siko na yeye.
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St.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 24
Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
St.Paul's University (@SPUKenya) profile pictureSt.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 23
Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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Hata mapenzi haijaanza na nishapewa budget.
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Arsenal
@ArsenalOct 25
Waking up after yesterday ๐Ÿ•บ
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BOYOT ๐Ÿ‘ด@Kevlan_Oct 24
Jamaa za Lucky Summer watakuwa field day mbaya sana. This is the kind of artist to host in a controlled set up like Carnivore or Uhuru Gardens. Just thinking out loud!
KOLACOPIA (@KOLACOPIA) profile pictureKOLACOPIA
@KOLACOPIAOct 24
CONFIRMED!!!! Will you guys ever doubt us?๐Ÿ˜ƒ KENYAโ€™s BIGGEST EVENT EVER ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ“† 12TH DECEMBER #DettyDezember #KolaCopia
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dweeb@kib3sadweebOct 23
My uncle just asked me to send him my updated resume for the 7th time this year.
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St.Paul's University
@SPUKenyaOct 23
Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 21
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia has torn his ACL and his season is already over. The Georgian winger will now undergo surgery, as PSG confirm. ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต Get well soon, Kvara! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช
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