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Kenya
Joined August 2015
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Mimi ukiniitisha pesa, even as low as 100 bob, you tell me you'll pay me in x days and you don't, hiyo ni mara ya mwisho you'll hear from me. Heri uniambie nikuokolee and that's it but utanilipa na usilipe?
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Tickets for the Bayern Munich vs Ajax exhibition match will go on sale today at 6PM. Beware of fake ticketing links already circulating online. Scammers are taking advantage of the excitement surrounding the historic fixture, so be careful not to lose your money. The only official ticket purchasing link is: talantasportscity.com/
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๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Mikel Arteta: โ€œI am happy with Gyรถkeres, he was really goodโ€. โ€œNot only the assist and the goal, but he was really connected to the teamโ€.
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"Ruto is an aggressive campaigner, Opposition be SERIOUS, I was away for two MONTHS ni nini mumefanya?" ~ Gachagua
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RESOLUTE ๐Ÿงฑ Limiting Liverpool to their first-ever Premier League game without a shot on target at Anfield ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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Sisi hatuna hata issue na loan yako, just name one lecturer from North Carolina university
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I want to thank all the FAFSA gatekeeper. Sahii tungekuwa extradited na nyinyi to the US.
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The more you fuck around the more you find out
That โ€œfuck around and find outโ€ graph video really cracks me up all the time.
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Joakim Simiyu reveals the deal business behind affordable housing programme. Take a listen
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First date question: Uko na Certificate ya "Becoming a Wife, Masterclass?" Hapana, hata sikudh.... Boy child:
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when i finally get paid i wonโ€™t say anything, iโ€™ll just post this video
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Replying to @shobanes
That's why I carry my wife to do my negotiations. Nimewai ambiwa price in 2500 akasema ako na 300 nikajifanya siko na yeye.
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Zimekujiwa majamaa, 3:00 am... There are 5 people knocking at the university gate
Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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Hata mapenzi haijaanza na nishapewa budget.
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Waking up after yesterday ๐Ÿ•บ
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Jamaa za Lucky Summer watakuwa field day mbaya sana. This is the kind of artist to host in a controlled set up like Carnivore or Uhuru Gardens. Just thinking out loud!
CONFIRMED!!!! Will you guys ever doubt us?๐Ÿ˜ƒ KENYAโ€™s BIGGEST EVENT EVER ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ“† 12TH DECEMBER #DettyDezember #KolaCopia
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My uncle just asked me to send him my updated resume for the 7th time this year.
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Ndio gown zinatoka Laundry, zinakuja na expressway, flying at a speed of 200KM/hr. Any attempt to hijack them will be met with heavy resistance. Zikifika SPU nitawashow.
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia has torn his ACL and his season is already over. The Georgian winger will now undergo surgery, as PSG confirm. ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต Get well soon, Kvara! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช
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