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Film & TV director & writer, experience and puzzle designer. Most recently @cityofghostspod. Street food connoisseur and lover of the changing seasons

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Joined December 2008
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Alright, ya'll! It's Go time! @CityofGhostsPod is AVAILABLE NOW - pod.link/CoG Join us this spooky season for a fiction podcast about corruption, power, murder... and ghosts in New York City. New episodes every Tuesday this fall.
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The Pentagon’s budget is the biggest, baddest meanest guy on your cell block. Defunding USAID is like punching Mister Roger’s in the face.
By going after USAID the very first week, the White House has done what they say to do in prison: find the biggest, baddest meanest guy on your cell block, and sock him square in the jaw on Day 1.
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This YouTube video with a client got 18 million views. So f**k it… I’m gonna break down the entire strategy behind it. This will be the most useful thing you read about youtube this week:
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Never trust a skinny chef. And never trust a tan writer.
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Really pleased to be able to announce that I was selected as a fellow for Stowe Story Lab's Feature Campus, and excited for all of the mentorship, learning, and writing that is about to happen in this great group!
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Thanks so much @screencrafting for recognizing this pilot script that I love so much! Congrats to everyone else as well!
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"Lemon, by now you've seen the Mean Girls musical trailer." "Musical? They didn't sing once." "No one actually likes musicals, it's called Wonkaing. You advertise all the non-musical parts of the musical." "Wonka is a musical?" "Don't let that get out, we can't have a panic."
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This doesn't sound like a Maguffin of a sci fi film at all
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Really confused what the scam is here.
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Jadon, whoever, wherever you are, I love this. Thanks @MattBelloni for bringing us this.
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Great list of things to *not* say and think you're being funny. Amazing how cliche we become so quickly.
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Whether it's Trump judge Juan Merchan giving $15 to Joe Biden, or Federalist Society vice-president Leonard Leo taking $1.6 billion from a right-wing donor to start a new dark money money group, there have been unusual expenditures on both sides of the legal aisle.
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"The Happiness Gap". Bring on the beers and awkward writers socializing!
QT this with the name of your WIP & you’ll be entered for a chance to win a FREE spot in 1 of @davidwappel’s workshops! We’re one week away from our next #valleywritersmeetup 🍀NEXT THURS🍀March 16th🍀6-9pm🍀Lincoln Beer🍀Burbank🍀
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Anyone who tells you that screenwriting can be effortless, and not full of pain, suffering, tears, and self-esteem issues, is selling something. (cc: @WriterDuet who, in fairness, are selling something) #screenwriting
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Some NEWS - I am a finalist for the ScreenCraft Horror competition with a film called THE ANIMUS that I co-wrote with fantastic writer/actress Mandy Foster! Like a good writer, even though the script is doing *quite well* in competitions, we just started a complete re-write 🫠
Congratulations to the Finalists of the 2023 ScreenCraft Horror Competition! 🎉 😱 @aprilcwrites @Cathriona_S @J0hnGraney @JuanGil_1113 @d_ryan_patch @MikeWrites33 @TheMTNofMadness @rudiomeara @Sandy_Nicholson
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I really need to emphasize that Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is: 1) not Christian 2) not a Christmas song 3) not for most funerals 4) best covered by Jeff Buckley
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Registration for our newest puzzle event for The Great Gotham Challenge, what we're calling The **CRATE** Gotham Challenge, has dropped. Get a crate full of puzzle-ified holiday gifts for your friends, families, self, or nemeses today! info.ggc.nyc/public-events
#fire off #penrose and #5 #la #sunvalley maybe a shingling factory?
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Estimate fire here, so not in the roofing factory.
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