CTO @ Madala Software. Physics-Based Analytics, digitising the oilfield.

Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Joined June 2021
Plant based meat. Cheers Calgary.
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damienhocking retweeted
"People aren't ready, this is gonna change everything" You know what people weren't ready for? Fucking mammoths. Tigers eating them. Monkeys ripping their arms off. The black plague. The ice age. Smallpox. Vikings pulling up on the beach. Drinking water that gives you diarrhea until you die. Getting a scratch and losing your whole leg. The Mongols. The Spanish Inquisition. One volcano can send us back to the dark ages and these safety guys are gonna be shocked. Oh the robots didn't kill us? It was a volcano? Imagine their disappointment as the hot ash rains down on them. A solar flare is gonna explode your phone in your pocket your legs are gonna be covered in battery acid and your bank account will stop working. You're afraid of a computer program doing math? "Things are moving too fast" homie you live on a rock that periodically deletes everything. You are one the most luckiest entities in a 100 light year radius living during a golden era. Cheer up. My ancestors crossed an ocean in a wooden box because they ran out of fucking potatoes. "The social disruption will be enormous!" Nigga World War 2? World War 2? Hop in the people carrier we're landing on the beach. Are these people out of their fucking minds? Do they not know what we've survived already? A couple decades of air conditioning and people suddenly think oh this is the natural condition of mankind. No. We used to have eight kids because seven didn't make it. You're gonna be fine. Man the fuck up. Accelerate.
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damienhocking retweeted
Replying to @tobi @harrybrundage
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Trump has done the service of making other Canadians see our energy and resources in the same light that I do: magnificent tools for revenues, jobs, investment, soft power and alliances. It is therefore a cruel twist of fate that my fellow Canadians’ inclination for exercising this leverage is to 𝘵𝘢𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳. Some people want to take this moment to fantasize about potash export taxes and oil production curtailment. They are willing to inflict pain on Canada’s producers, reduce our exports revenues, and jeopardize our reputation as a reliable trading partner in order to experience some short lived schadenfreude. The stakes and the prize are so much bigger. Canada has an opportunity to shine in this commodity cycle if we choose ambition over pettiness. Let’s focus on the good we can do for ourselves, not the harm we can inflict on others. nationalpost.com/opinion/hea…
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LinkedIn lunatic meme
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Canadians on X this morning 🇨🇦🇺🇸🫣🪒
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⁦@Tejanobrown⁩ a long and decorated history in Texas I see....
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I try and not ask for help in boosting. But please boost this. I am still reaching out in good faith that he prides himself on a kind Senator. But sending me an email weeks after I sent a heartfelt one, timed just after @realJeremyCarl withdrew his nomination with a literal request for me to follow Curtis on X, is rapidly changing those priors. @SenJohnCurtis please reach out to me. We can still fix this relationship.
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⁦@collide_ai⁩ the water tastes smarter this morning
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⁦@FracSlap⁩ cheers from the North.
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NO child is born Racist. NO child blames the past It is selfish adults that teach them to be racist, angry and blame others. Celebrate Australia Day and all the good things it stands for and move forward with hope HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY 🇦🇺🪃🦘
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Vale Scott Adams. Rest in peace.
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⁦@boydmyers⁩ Harley would like to wish Kora a Merry Christmas.
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⁦@FracSlap⁩ ⁦Cheers from Calgary.
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Hardest I’ve laughed in a while. 😂
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Also cheers to @wyo_football this is one of your glasses.
⁦@FracSlap⁩ once again it's Friday. Cheers from Calgary.
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⁦@FracSlap⁩ once again it's Friday. Cheers from Calgary.
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⁦@FracSlap⁩ Cheers again from Calgary.
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