Bartender at The Circle Inn in Lower North Mankato, MN. Husband, father, ambitious but largely inactive humorist.
North Mankato, MN
Joined October 2015
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Sneakers are like comedy specials...something new always dropping...very few are actually special?
GI Joe : Cobra :: CNN : Fox News
Two organizations completely disconnected from civilians burning through money in explosive petty bickering making the world worse and worse
Dueling mascots flooding the stadium in diarrhea
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Leftism does not equate to communism and most historical implementations of communism have not actually been Marxist as they are extremely fascistic. To conflate these things is to parrot talking points designed to galvanize useless idiots
I think AI is attractive to whoever it is attractive to bc they’re the same ppl who hate all the parts of something that the writers love.
CEO: “Siri - write me something to put between the commercials.”
Siri: *sitcom*
Lotta people talking about GETTING their copy of @JenaFriedman’s book but I FINISHED mine!
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Every Blues Show in Eau Claire, WI should be billed as, "The Draft Dodgers Present: Our Mojo Is Workin' For The Ruling Class".
Last night at a concert the guy next to me, unbeknownst to him, was breathing loudly through his nose.
I am not afraid to die. I fear no hell.
Dan Bacula retweeted
The true measure of any society can be found in how it kills its most vulnerable members.
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America believes in giving reparations for slavery to one lucky Black person who happens to be a Supreme Court Justice.
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Making friends as an adult is hard because you don’t know who is willing to kill a stranger under the guise of feeling threatened.
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Going on the road to do stand-up has changed: In 2023...one of the first questions I ask, "Is this comedy club in an Open Carry State?"
Dan Bacula retweeted
Seems like a lot the folks who are buying blue checks would be the type to complain about kids getting participation trophies. 🤷♂️
@mcallahan Dunno about you but when Hash Pipe came out I thought it was the dumbest song ever. But now I think it’s spectacular and “timeless.” Maybe I was turned off, initially, by its “timelessness?”