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Nothing interesting about me other than I live in NYC

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Joined February 2012
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I love drinking diet sodas as the equivalent of a cigarette!!
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Put me in the Hazbin hotel
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I like to wear turtlenecks because it makes me feel like a turtle 🐢
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Put me in the digital circus please
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If I had a girlfriend, I’d get mad at her for speaking during a movie in the theater
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This is what plays as I arrive at the all you can eat sushi buffet
godzilla’s theme in minus zero is insane
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They somehow managed to make Gerudo valley sound more Latino bro omg
Gerudo Valley - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)
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Hyrule Field - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)
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That’s #nephew right there
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First time in Staten Island…. Why is there nobody on the streets 😭 I feel like Bryan resident evil once again…
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On my way to Staten Island…
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Why’s the quality of the gif like that lmao
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You have to get to Staten Island after work and all of a sudden every train is delayed or rerouted
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I just realized I’m never going to be prepared for the day Mr. Motherfucking Video Games Himself dies
Shigeru Miyamoto absent from Nintendo's investor Q&A due to a "sudden health issue," but is in stable condition gonintendo.com/contents/6700…
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I can’t wait to see my lovely friend Andy tomorrow to celebrate their birthday!!! They’re so cool….
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Tipsy as hell off these drinks. Jasmine is sooo funny. I love funny women y’all keep society up !
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At my neighborhood bar and it’s so weird. I’m meeting people from Wisconsin and Ohio but I’ve never seen any of these people here before lmfao how’d you find this place 😭
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I remember opening day I got invited since the owner recognized me as a local and it was all BUTCH and MASC lesbians???? 😭
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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Chat GPT shutting down and being on its “death bed” is 9/11 for dumb people
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