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Nothing interesting about me other than I live in NYC

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Joined February 2012
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I just realized I’m never going to be prepared for the day Mr. Motherfucking Video Games Himself dies
Shigeru Miyamoto absent from Nintendo's investor Q&A due to a "sudden health issue," but is in stable condition gonintendo.com/contents/6700…
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The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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10 years ago, the flock launched. Now, they’re coming back to the big screen. ONE WEEK until THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE returns to theatres for its 10th Anniversary on November 13. 🎟️ iconicreleasing.com/events/a… #angrybirds #angrybirdsmovie #familymovie #angrybirds10thanniversary
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"Cliches are boring" Me when the heroes are battered and beaten and barely standing but they keep stumbling forward in spite of impossible odds:
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we're gonna have a deltarune fan as president one day
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ansioso pela ost remasterizada do maior jogo da historia
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Nintendo fucking cooked man this game looks unreal
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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regardless of warnings… the future doesn’t scare me at all… nothing’s like before
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When I'm watching the Simpsons and my favorite abusive alcoholic shows up
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WOKE IS BACK WE GONNA PUT HAZBIN HOTEL IN THE BIBLE
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MAGA was possibly the stupidest cult in history. TRUMP didn’t break America because he was strong, he broke America because we let our country become weak. Incoming democrats: no more “stern letters” and “concerned tweets.” Prosecute these criminals. Never let this happen again
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(flirting) you’re the weirdest person i know
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If Elon Musk is so rich, how come I've never seen him post a spread pic like this? 🤑💪😎🔥💯💰
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Current asexual rep: - robot who can’t feel - weird creature - the clown from terrifier
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Yesterday I #voted for socialists in office 💗
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i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies
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shoutout to characters written by trans women who are basically what could have happened if their lives had gone down a much worse path, and their stories were written as a way for their authors to exorcise their own issues onto them. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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