Comedian/Actor/Filmmaker 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 TIGERBELLY EP.444 & 454, Netflix, ABC, JFL, Malignant. https://xitter.cf/t.co/iqhhMgiFEU

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2011
Noah Wyle says Eddie Murphy told him to “fuck off” when he asked for an autograph at 9. “I met Eddie Murphy once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on SNL.’ He goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘Fuck off, man.’” “I was 9. Now I always sign an autograph whenever a 9-year-old needs one. I sign that so fast.” Years later, his daughter turned the story into a birthday gift. “I’ve told this story in my house, and last year for my birthday, my 10-year-old daughter didn’t know what to get me. So she printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and wrote, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’ She spelled Eddie E-d-d-y, and I have it framed in my office.” “She came up with the story. She’s like, ‘Dad, you’re never gonna believe who I saw yesterday. Eddie Murphy. And we got what you’ve always wanted, his autograph.’ Then they gave me the gifts. She’s a doll. She’s the best.”
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Reffing at LA fitness
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Zio new yorkers put israel 🇮🇱 first 🎥 @ABUNAR50
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I mean the whole H3 brand and Ethan is completely fucked but Tamara can definitely rap her way out of this one
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Brilliant
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MY REPONSE .
A thread… I was @stevewilldoit #1 wagerer on Gamdom for the first month or 2 he was with them. I was told by his mod @kingadukes that Steve is a really nice guy and he will juice me rlly good. The first month was actually great and Steve was super nice and helpful as well was Gamdom and it was a wonderful experience and I was up around 600k. The 2nd month was a completely different story. Steve ghosting me for weeks at a time. Gamdom being a little prickly as well. His mod Adukes was being tipped hundreds of thousands of dollars for “VIPs” that I not other me received despite being down 1m dollars. Apparently @kingadukes told me he was ghosting me because he was mad that I was taking a sponsorship from a different site. I don’t really see the problem with that as I play everywhere and am not paid by Gamdom unlike Steve so I took the opportunity. I told him to tell him that I was sorry and that I always planned to do this and he had nothing to do with it but it seems that he was almost scared to tell him I’m not really sure but whatever. Fast forward to now when I make a post and tell him that Gamdom has the 6th best sports odds and not #1 despite what he claimed so I just wanted to show him that I even put in the post “Steve I love you”. He cursed me out and calls me a phony and a fraud. This definitely hurt as I really thought he was a good guy but this is how he treats his top wagerer. The bottom line is I would not recommend anyone plays at Gamdom and certainly not on code Steve. This was not a fun experience whatsoever.
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Is this a bad time to reveal my H3 AND JELLYROLL 4EVA nutsack tattoo?
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Channel 5 captured footage appearing to show one of Clavicular’s friends slipping something into a girl’s drink.
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Arthur Kwon Lee shocks SNEAKO after explaining how Korea was infiltrated by Israel through a Mossad honeypot operation, which led to the SEPARATION between North and South Korea. 😳
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Meet an entitled driver who repeatedly drives recklessly, then covered his plates with Post-it notes to avoid camera tickets, then got completely defenestrated by Gersh Kuntzman, and then whined about it until I shut him up. Yes, it's a very special Criminal Mischief.
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Going To Cash Out… But She Needs To Print My Passport! 🤦‍♂️
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Clavicular Cancer
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Don’t you dare give a cigarette to a black man at a car wash. You gotta be handing something off. This is Terry versus Ohio. The cops can grab you based on them being suspicious of you. OTVO. Don’t worry, though it’s just a few bad apples.
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Real reason there were so many insane Asylums back then
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I am so annoyed watching this, his gaslighting @OMGEDSON: Roli engineer here, that's not the same camera at all. he's stealing from you, your model was superior. WALTER’S CAMERA REPAIR 213 620 1550 811 West Cesar E. Chavez (formally Sunset Boulevard, between Figueroa and Grande ) either you stole that woman’s camera or you swapped out the parts
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Replying to @FlagBlack007
This is the POS who let this white man walk away so he can mõlest more white children. If they cared ABOUT THEIR OWN KIDS, they wouldnt let their privilege get in the way of "justice" but instead they slap them on the wrist so they can offend again. Booooo the pedo and this bitch
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lol! Danny Devito pulled a prank on Arnold during the filming of Twins.
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“….hmmm…yes…say fuck tonight.” -Lorne Michaels #snl
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