Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
"So who's gonna be at this tournament?"
"Well we got that Ryu from the midwest"
"Can you remind me of his name?"
"Ikan"
"Great, so can you tell me?"
"Ikan"
"I know you can, are you going to?"
"Ikan!"
"Forget it. Are any players from Mexico coming?"
"Many"
"Who?"
"Yeah him too"
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
My love language is making people watch things I’ve already seen and staring at their reactions the entire time
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
“Tweeting, but not texting back?!” Yes, because monologuing costs much less mental energy than dialoguing.
A dialog requires me to call up and analyze all my memories with a specific person to constrain my responses according to the context, whereas a monologue does not.
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
Autists really gotta learn this one reliable trick:
1. BRIEFLY tell someone about something you’re interested in (as in, keep it under a minute, or ideally under 30 seconds)
2. WAIT to see whether they solicit further information
3. IF they only act polite, STOP talking about it
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
It’s so dehumanizing to have the pathology that makes you suck at school and work and great at wasting time doing bullshit because why would anyone believe you’re not making that up
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
they need a letterboxd for friends. like damn jimmy’s “wife leaving me” plot is kinda two stars and a heart
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
feel like a lot of reads on YCSE ignore that manipulation is often more of an unconscious instinct than an active choice
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
Saw someone said to use the scribble font to help with writing and I genuinely didn't believe it
but I am not about to knock it unless I try it and—WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS THAT OH MY GOD????? IT WORKS????? I'VE NEVER WRITTEN SO MUCH SO FAST????
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
in ny you will hear a random looney tunes-esque noise and just have to pretend that you didn't for your own peace of mind
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
docs.google.com/document/d/1… i managed to hide being on HRT for nearly 3 years before the questions got too direct. i also interviewed a friend who has done something similar for just as long, it not longer. here is a compilation of those tips. do with this what u want
Dashiell (“dash-yell”) retweeted
for all the queer people who haven’t had sex before and are seeing the lack of experience discourse, sex is not something you’re supposed to be good at. it’s something you do *with* someone and if you’re checking in and asking if they’re enjoying it you will not be “bad” at it
Always disconcerting when you're hanging out with some socially ostracized freaks as a normal guy and one of them sneers about another group of socially ostracized freaks and you have to be like. Actually I hang out with those ones too. I simply have a pretty high tolerance for socially ostracized freaks generally idk what to tell you. You are not a special kind of socially ostracized freak I deem as mistakenly ostracized.























