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under the weight of it all.

 Manchester, England
Joined July 2011
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Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) profile picture
Laurie Whitwell
@lauriewhitwell5h
Michael Carrick knows the industry but for #MUFC leaders to let him take training two days running while clearly working on his dismissal, with no real communication, is poor treatment. Carrick served United superbly as a player + worked diligently as head coach. Deserves better.
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David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile picture
David Ornstein
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🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

U.S. Soccer would require the Argentine's buyout, worth in the region of $10million (£7.4m), be paid to release him from his contract.

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Dreamer (@DavidDAuthor) profile picture
Dreamer@DavidDAuthor12h
My next customer could be on ur TL. PLZ RT!!! 2019 Toyota Corolla touring hybrid for sale. Low mileage and is in great condition
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@SoUnserious_20h
Lmao. Sony are some sick fucking ppl man.
GTA 6 Intel (@GTA6Intel) profile pictureGTA 6 Intel
@GTA6IntelNov 10
First unboxing of GTA 6 in the wild
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Marvin👤 (@marvinashaba0) profile picture
Marvin👤
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Bro didn’t win anything with Kane and Son, no major trophy with Messi, Neymar and Mbappe. Now he has Amad and Tielemans😂😂😂
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_Ornstein19h
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…

Manchester United finalising deal for Mauricio Pochettino if Michael Carrick departs

Pochettino, the current United States head coach, is the club's chosen candidate to replace Carrick if a change is made

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D’ (@davezjw) profile picture
D’@davezjw19h
Silver Honda Grace was stolen from the parking lot adjacent to VM building parking space yesterday evening around 5:50 pm ‼️
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D’ (@davezjw) profile pictureD’@davezjw19h
Losing my baby (my car) was never on my 2026 bingo cards 🥴
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💎@TJayyyy_1Nov 10
Not so bad being an “unc” now is it? ENJOY THOSE BANS
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 10
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media ban
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Mo (@Moh39i) profile picture
Mo@Moh39i18h
This Poch hiring
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9to5Toys
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Official early Black Friday deals deliver rare price drops on Apple Magic Mouse at nearly 25% off 9to5toys.com/2026/11/11/offi… by @justinkahnmusic
Official early Black Friday deals deliver rare price drops on Apple Magic Mouse at nearly 25% off

Official early Black Friday deals deliver rare price drops on Apple Magic Mouse at nearly 25% off

Amazon’s early Black Friday sale is now live, and just after catching the return of the best price ever on...

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Kinqward (@tjward07) profile picture
Kinqward@tjward0714h
If we’re going for poch give him 3-4 years minimum @ManUtd
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Bask (@baskgod) profile picture
Bask
@baskgodNov 10
I mean just an unreal generation of women
KTB (@youluvktb) profile pictureKTB@youluvktbNov 10
ngl when i give birth don’t put that dirty ass baby on me 😂
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Micromanaging an intelligent employee is basically bullying.
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Miss Cess ✨ (@cessrouge) profile picture
Miss Cess ✨@cessrouge16 Jul 2018
I try not to get attached. People really do change their minds everyday. One day them love yuh off, next day dem no feel the same.
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Lij@lijitimateNov 10
Me every 3 seconds : This doesn’t have a thing to do with me.
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Ghost n tasha were gonna break up with or without angie tbh, she was just the accelerant
Ejiro Peters (@ejirogh3ne) profile pictureEjiro Peters@ejirogh3neNov 10
Power is now on Netflix so I have to rewatch it for the 200th time to really understand why Ghost threw away his loving family for an high school ex girlfriend from 18 years ago.
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Ross Harwood
@RossHarwood_Nov 10
Poch. #mufc
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bag.@ricebaggiNov 10
Biggest problem wid this uwi/sekki situation is the lack of Kunk in modern society. Ppl need fi start kunk some sense back inna unno head
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lisa 🌻 (@LiseMariexx) profile picture
lisa 🌻@LiseMariexxNov 10
Quick reminder: When the car infront of you moves off at a 4 way intersection, you're not supposed to just follow, you're supposed to wait, yield. It is not a stoplight system, you did not get green for go. Everyone is supposed to wait their turn.
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Marlon (@876pilot) profile picture
Marlon@876pilotNov 10
Bad Sekki literally was a pilot from outfit to flying a plane. I spent millions of JMD to go to flight school spent years to get experience and mi laugh till mi weak. Those videos and pictures did not discredit my achievements one bit. In my opinion it no that serious.
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Trouble 🫢 (@Melziibaby) profile picture
Trouble 🫢@MelziibabyNov 9
All this to go use a laptop @darylvazmp how wi stay with the WFH policy? If you need help with the review I am available around 6:30PM during weekdays (because it takes me over 1 hour to reach from New Kingston to Molynes after work) 👍🏾
Rhayne (@rhayne_bowe) profile pictureRhayne@rhayne_boweNov 9
This being the traffic into town at 6:15 a.m. is CRAAAAAAAZY
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