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under the weight of it all.

 Manchester, England
Joined July 2011
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Creating peace for myself, one boundary, one decision, one day at a time.
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Test drive a Chinese car tomorrow.
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Or have some sorta programming knowledge. Basics at least. Otherwise, pure slop
james (@fariraijames) profile picturejames
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Unpopular opinion: Vibe coding only works if you already know how to code.
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Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) profile picture
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@lauriewhitwell5h
Michael Carrick knows the industry but for #MUFC leaders to let him take training two days running while clearly working on his dismissal, with no real communication, is poor treatment. Carrick served United superbly as a player + worked diligently as head coach. Deserves better.
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Lucea traffic is no joke.
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This.
Merchant (@lancebrown19) profile pictureMerchant@lancebrown195h
Not a huge fan of Poch but he believes in youth and try play a decent brand of football. I am just hoping for the best
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Blc lmao
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreport5h
Johnny Evans pictured leaving Carrington, seemingly after gathering his belongings [@Reddevil19721]
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All the best.
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Wah we nah go do is disrespect Spice.
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I think they’ve told Carrick. It’s just not public yet.
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Carrick was at Carrington today 😭
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_Ornstein6h
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

U.S. Soccer would require the Argentine's buyout, worth in the region of $10million (£7.4m), be paid to release him from his contract.

nytimes.com
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David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile picture
David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein6h
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

Manchester United make formal contact with U.S. Soccer over Mauricio Pochettino

U.S. Soccer would require the Argentine's buyout, worth in the region of $10million (£7.4m), be paid to release him from his contract.

nytimes.com
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Dreamer (@DavidDAuthor) profile picture
Dreamer@DavidDAuthor12h
My next customer could be on ur TL. PLZ RT!!! 2019 Toyota Corolla touring hybrid for sale. Low mileage and is in great condition
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@SoUnserious_19h
Lmao. Sony are some sick fucking ppl man.
GTA 6 Intel (@GTA6Intel) profile pictureGTA 6 Intel
@GTA6IntelNov 10
First unboxing of GTA 6 in the wild
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Club legend? Lol damn.
(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 (@ZaidBalll) profile picture(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪
@ZaidBalll10h
🚨A dressing room source on Michael Carrick remarked ‘He doesn't upset anyone, but doesn't inspire anyone either.’ [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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@marvinashaba017h
Bro didn’t win anything with Kane and Son, no major trophy with Messi, Neymar and Mbappe. Now he has Amad and Tielemans😂😂😂
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_Ornstein18h
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United finalising deal to appoint Mauricio Pochettino if ultimate decision made to replace Michael Carrick. 54yo lined up & terms being done with camp. #MUFC yet to contact US but straight-forward should plan proceed @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7767421…
Manchester United finalising deal for Mauricio Pochettino if Michael Carrick departs

Manchester United finalising deal for Mauricio Pochettino if Michael Carrick departs

Pochettino, the current United States head coach, is the club's chosen candidate to replace Carrick if a change is made

nytimes.com
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I know these players. He might be gone by January.
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreport9h
Breaking: Mauricio Pochettino to #mufc is now done. Avram Glazer joined a virtual call to sign off on the deal [@samuelluckhurst]
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Unu start drink sorrel yet?
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D’ (@davezjw) profile picture
D’@davezjw19h
Silver Honda Grace was stolen from the parking lot adjacent to VM building parking space yesterday evening around 5:50 pm ‼️
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D’ (@davezjw) profile pictureD’@davezjw19h
Losing my baby (my car) was never on my 2026 bingo cards 🥴
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They’ll sack him tomorrow. Poch Friday.
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