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Do what you love and give a shit

Abu Dhabi (byway of Newcastle)
Joined March 2011
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Enjoy your tweets as always Ollie. Equally for all the stunning brilliance of your takes, it’s hard to escape the reality that your prior takes on Eddie Hearn and Saudi sportswashing and Roman Abramovich contradict your takes on Newcastle. Olliewashing at its most effective.
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Jaissle throwing the dressing room under the bus, publicly, 1/4 of the way into the season isn’t a good sign for him. That ends one way. FWIW, the team are underperforming and I do believe there’s more talent/know how than is being shown on the pitch. He’s under major pressure.
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My favorite thing on the internet is watching people who can barely tie their shoes wax intellectual about physics after a plane crash.
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The audio of the Learjet pilot is one of the most harrowing things I’ve ever heard in my life. What an absolute tragedy.
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David Pick retweeted
Family Guy will forever have the greatest WNBA joke of all time
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He spoke the truth, Villa get butt hurt and threatened to cost him money so he’s backed down. But what he said stands and is reality.
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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Frankie Cooper is one of the strangest yet best TV antagonists since Boyd Crowder (Walton Goggins) on Justified. Incredible character.
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Didn’t manage to get any Fender tickets, anyone has or sees any spares please give me a shout. After 2 👍🏻👍🏻
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I see 2 mid table teams had a poor match last night in the cup, the home team eked a win and we’re back to being relegation fodder. It’s a season of ups, downs and mid table mediocrity. Not everything has to be dramatic. The playing style is poor but that is the PL as a whole.
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Who in this tiny LITTLE set of islands of great BRITAIN could this be?!?!
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Basketball fans to football fans: “Explain the AGUEERRRRRRROOOOO Moment in Baskeball terms”
AND THAT’S THE BALL GAME
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Cufflinks a bit over the top
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David Pick retweeted
Ballon D'Or result aside, can we acknowledge how mental it is that Lionel Messi made the Top 5 in 2007 and NINETEEN years later, he's still there? We're never, ever seeing anyone like him again.
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…you didn’t think the multi billionaire foreign investor with zero ties to the region was going to just put a load of money in and not look to make a profit… …did you? He won’t get £700m though. Even leveraged.
Shocked to hear on good authority (confirmed by several impeccable sources) that Sunderland is being hawked around the City with a price of £700m! The first surprise is the club being for sale & the second is the price. Kyril picked the club up for well under £50m #SAFC
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Predicted at half time of the first game they had this season
Carrick will see the Championship again before Hull
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Today we remember Gary Frederick Holton. 22 September 1952 – 25 October 1985.
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Fender dropping his prices is commendable - but I can promise you all that will happen is more scalpers will gamble on scooping up the tickets and the resale prices will be even more when the general sale is sold out because demand is driven up further initially.
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To any young lads, yes this is the right wing lunatic and he scored these kind of goals on the regular. And then took a spill onto his head.
On this day in 1993, Matt Le Tissier scored these two incredible goals against Newcastle United.
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Even then the winger is about Joleons Lescotts forehead offside 😂😂😂
Ronaldo is camping in opponent’s box with the goalkeeper like they’re roommates. 😭😂 Waiting for his teammates to do all the work so he can tap in. This can never be my GOAT
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Haha, he’s not even close to it 😂
No puede ser, Cristiano lo ha vuelto a hacer 😂 el defensa mete el gol en propia puerta y lo celebra y se lo apunta él
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Tony’s face when Adriana says he killed the dog is absolutely priceless
Christopher’s intervention is one of the funniest scenes in The Sopranos a room full of mobsters trying to save a man from himself, and somehow turning it into a roast session. They came to help Christopher, but nobody was ready for how this was going to unfold. Is this the funniest intervention in TV history or does another show top it?
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