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wholesale-grade polymath, Ent of the old Interweb, Grand Torturer of Analogies, altruistic cosmologian, eccentric old man in training.

Montgomery County, PA, USA
Joined May 2008
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Once again, every Republican who’s supported him these past 7 years deserves to be laughed at today. Big time. They all deserve the ridicule. Laugh at them. All of them.
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RT this for your chance to win a @You_Found_Nimmo signed baseball!
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It is 🚫NOT OK🚫 to show where a plane belonging to a person is lest a nogoodnik with a surface-to-air missile exploit that information. It is 👍JUST FINE👍 to insinuate that people you don’t like are maybe into pedophilia.
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Óglaigh na hÉireann can confirm the name of the the soldier killed on active service whilst serving in UNIFIL this morning. 869674 Private Seán Rooney, a member of the 27 Infantry Battalion and a native of Newtwoncunningham, Co Donegal. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.
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There's a misperception in the West, I think, that we're doing Ukraine a favor by providing it with weapons. No, Ukraine is doing us a favor, by standing up to Putin and degrading the Russian army -- and by sending Xi Jinping a warning about what he might face in Taiwan.
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Spot the Irish lad at the France v England match 😂🇮🇪🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Attaboy!👏🏽
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New breakthrough at the National Ignition Facility, as more energy is produced from the fusion reaction than the laser energy that went in. In science, it can take a long time from knowing to doing. Kudos to everyone for their decades of work. energy.gov/livestream
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The earliest sunset is today 13th Dec at 16hr.06m.11s The latest sunrise is on 30th Dec at 08hrs.40m. The Winter Solstice in Dublin this year is at 21hrs:48m on Wednesday, 21 December 2022. In terms of daylight, this day is 9 hours, 30 mins shorter than the June solstice.
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Chris Bassitt has settled on a three-year deal with the Blue Jays after shaking off a one-year deal, then a four-year deal, then a two-year deal.
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The Twitter Files is a good lesson in how you can report out the goings on of any decent sized organization, and if you use the right tone, cite “documents,” and make it seem like you’re breaking news, you can make even the most mundane shit seem scandalous to the right audience.
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If you always wondered what would happen if a mega billionaire #Mets fan bought the franchise, now you know.
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The message from ownership is crystal clear. The @Mets are all in. This year, next year and beyond. Nothing is ever guaranteed in sports, but there’s no denying one basic fact. It’s a great time to be a Mets fan.
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This is why we don't usually invite the USA to World Cups
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Thank you, Jake.
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I loved watching Jacob deGrom at his best. Considering his injury history, and his age, this is one of the riskiest pitching contracts of all time.
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twitter is biased bc it won't let me post my enemy's dick on main without consent: a 900 part thread
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I asked an AI to describe a cat and then I put the AI's description of a cat into an AI image generator.
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1980s: You're laying the satire on a little thick, don't you think, Paul Verhoeven? 2022:
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Just found a Jefferson quote from after the election of 1800: If the Federalists tried to usurp the government (steal the election) he was "w/those who were determined not to permit it. because that precedent once set, would be artificially reproduced, & end soon in a dictator.”
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Evening all, OU4 ; A tremendously faint squid hiding in a bat Nebula 🌟👀
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